(Link, Mipha, Daruk, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Sooga, Master_Kohga, and Runk joined the chat)
LINK: Man that great day was so great
MIPHA: Yes
DARUK: Best day of my life
ZELDA: I have an announcement
URBOSA: What is it?
REVALI: Probably something stupid
ZELDA: My father, King Rhoam, says that I must pick a sixth champion
MASTER_KOHGA: I would accept the offer, but no thanks
ZELDA: We can have three volunteers, and they will have an insult contest to see who becomes the sixth champion
SOOGA: I'd glady be a champion
RUNK: Pfft I'd be a way better champions that some banana man
ZELDA: Hold on, somebody just came up to me and said they want to join the conest. Let me add them quick
(Gerald joined the chat)
RUNK: Gerald? :( Don't tell me I'm being replaced by a new OC!
LINK: Ah great my brother is crying now, this is why we need a new oc
MIPHA: Link I saw you cry once
REVALI: ?
MIPHA: Uh, nothing
GERALD: Hello there, I am Gerald, I represent a distant nation knows as the Ajnfndosbnosnbafboajnfbofdnsonbodns0paopdvmkakpmonoanfvoafvia Kingdom
DARUK: The Ajnfndosbnosnbafboajnfbofdnsonbodns0paopdvmkakpmonoanfvoafvia Kingdom? Never heard of it
GERALD: I seek to be the Ajnfndosbnosnbafboajnfbofdnsonbodns0paopdvmkakpmonoanfvoafvian Champion
ZELDA: Well our three contestants are Yiga Genera Sooga, Link's brother Runk, and Gerald. Let the insults begin!
RUNK: Sooga, you're a frickin piece of crap. Nobody loves you, your parents left you in the desert when you were young, you are a disgrace to Hyrule and you deserve to die
ZELDA: Uh that's a bit much Runk. You're out!
Runk: NOOO THIS GERALD FREAK HAS REPLACE ME....
(Runk was banned from the chat)
LINK: Nobody was ever named Runk, Runk never existed, Link never had a brother
SOOGA: My turn! >:). Gerald, you...uh.... I don't really know anything about you....
Gerald: Well I have been stalking you heheh. You suck you freaky banana-faced idiot who is too much of a coward to remove his childish yiga mask!
SOOGA: Screw you!
ZELDA: Ouch i'd say Sooga wins
GERALD: WHAT? BUT AREN'T I THE NEW OC? AREN'T I REPLACING RUNK?
LINK: Who's Runk?
GERALD: HE'S THE IDIOT WHO WAS AROUND BEFORE GERALD!
(Gerald was banned from the chat)
LINK: Who's Gerald?
MASTER_KOHGA: I don't know
ZELDA: Happy birthday Sooga! You're now a champion!
SOOGA: Hooray! My special champion ability is "Sooga's Teleportation" you know with my yiga abilities, and where is my divine beast?
ZELDA: Oh we just had those Yigas who were doing community service build Divine Beast Vah Aganim
SOOGA: Thanks :)
MASTER_KOHGA: For your birthday my fantastic general, I gave you a t-shirt!
SOOGA: Let's see it says #1 Banana. Yay!
MASTER_KOHGA: Yup. Now I'm gonna take a nap
(Master_Kohga left the chat)
REVALI: Ah great another loser champion
(Revali left the chat)
URBOSA: That's cool and all, but why is there a new champion when Ganon is already gone?
ZELDA: Who knows
(Urbosa and Daruk left the chat)
MIPHA: Feel free to visit me and Link at the domain
LINK: ?
MIPHA: You promised to take a vacation with me, remember?
LINK: Not really
MIPHA: ......
LINK: Oh wait a minute I think I do remember...That was after I had the fifth bottle of beer during the party at Zelda's house in January.....
(Link and Mipha left the chat)
SOOGA: This is so great.. Champion Link, Champion Daruk, Champion Mipha, Champion Urbosa, Champion Revali, and Champion Sooga
(Sooga left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
