Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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X and Ex: *sparring*

Wels and Grian: *stunned silence as they stare*

Hels: Could you two please pick up your jaws and stop drooling over them? Not everything has to make you two horny for one of them.

Ex: *stops sparring to pin Hels to a tree* What now, pretty boy?

Hels, squeaking: No comment!

Ex: Alrighty then. *goes back to sparring*

Hels: Can I stare with you two?

Wels: Welcome to the Void Pining Squad. We have chocolate cake and pretzels if you want. G, looks like you're sharing.

Grian: Well woopty-doo new boyfriend.

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Tango: Zedaph has a bad habit of just straight up forgetting to drink water, and it drives Impulse nuts.

Zedaph: *chugs his sixth Pepsi in two days*

Impulse: You need water, Zed. Water. You know what they say. Hydrate or die-drate.

Zedaph, downing some more Pepsi like it's a shot: Die-drate it is!

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BadTimes: What's "Eye of the Tiger"?

Scar: "Eye of the Tiger" is the greatest song ever written. It ended the Civil War.

Cub: That's not even a little bit true.

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Jevin: Hypno, what are you listening to?

Hypno: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me.

Jevin: Is it working?

Hypno: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.

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False: Do you really think, you can stop me?

Cleo: Who said anything about stopping you?

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X: There is always a reason to drink tea-

Biffa, pouring himself a drink: -quila.

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[after losing Keralis in a crowd]

xB: has anyone seen my friend?

xB: black hair, huge eyes, usually wears a construction outfit.

xB: clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet-

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Tfc: Do you need a ride home?

Etho: Yes, that would be very kind of you!

Tfc: Ok.

Tfc: I hope you find one.

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Store Worker: Could Mr. 77 please report to the front reception?

Doc, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker [points at Bdubs and Ren who are sitting next to the desk pouting]: I believe they belong to you?

Bdubs and Ren, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Doc: I didn't even bring you here with me-

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Iskall: Can Centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

Stress:

Stress: Alright that's it, I'm sending you back to Mumbo

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Joe: Hey Keralis is it true that Beef used to be on the debate team in middle school

Keralis: Oh yeah, Beef was on it for a little bit, but he got kicked off

Mumbo: How did he manage that?

 Beef, walking in the room: Well, apparently "Yeah? Well Fuck You!", is not an appropriate rebuttal... 

 Joe & Mumbo: ...

Beef: See, I thought I had won. After all my opponent was speechless. But I guess I violated the 'cOdE oF cOnDuCt' or whatever  

 Keralis: He wasn't allowed to go back unless he apologized for that... and for calling the judges 'a bunch of worthless pretentious side characters'... 

 Mumbo: Hm 

 Joe: Yeah, that sounds about right

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Ex: Has Grian always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Mumbo: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

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Today's Question:

If the sound of the walls is green and you buy an explosive pencil to drink, what is your favourite flavour of the rainbow?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, Bye! ~Mors