PEOPLE THERE'S BIG BIG SPOILERS FROM AOC IN HERE. BIG
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Linkle: you guys forgot about me yesterday
Zelda: Sorry. Today is Link's-
Mipha: Birthday.
Daruk; Little Guy?!
Revali; Bruh yeah
Urbosa: ..n
Zelda: Urbosa, it's obvious you're keeping something. By the way, have you guys seen Link?
Mipha: I thought he was locked in his room
Revali: yeah
Daruk: I haven't seen him.
Linkle: Nope, and he's not in his house in Hateno, or here at Lurelin.
Urbosa: Actually he's here with me on Naboris. On my couch
Zelda: Urbosa's Secret. *Revealed*
Revali: Wait, you had a couch in your Divine Beast?
Urbosa: yeah a couch, shower, lightning targets, sand seal pillows, beds, tub, sand pits, wardrobe, a pool, a unlimited weapon vault, and much more. Just think of my house.
Revali: I have a bed, wardrobe, I have everything you have, but a bow vault, free arrows, and arrow targets. Ooh, don't forget the posters that say, "Revali rules Link sucks!"
Mipha: revali! I have built in LED lights, water pools, diving boards, trident vaults, and Link stuff everywhere-oops
Daruk: I have pics of Yunobo everywhere. I have lava bed, a solar powered kitchen made for rocks and gorons, i love food and a lava pool and other things
Zelda: Yo guys calm down. Urbosa, where is he?
Urbosa: Inside the 4th room, sulking quietly.
Zelda: .......um ok then what shall we do for birthday. Something simple, yes.
Mioha: Well, I was thinking that we party on our divine beasts. Open up the travel gates.
*BEEP BOOP BOP*
Linkle: Ooh now there's noise?!
Zelda: Mipha, we can swim over at your divine beast, we can dance- no scratch that- we can eat food over at Daruk's divine beast, free paraglide over at revali's divine beast, and then open presents and share stories over at Naboris. Deal?
Linkle: Yes. I'll just join in the fun.
urbosa: yes little birdy
Mipha: Ok
Revali: yeah man
Daruk: YOU GOT IT
Zelda: [presents?]
Daruk: 2 rubies and 1 diamond.
Mipha: 30 ice arrows and 40 shock arrows
Urbosa: another Gerudo outfit because he lost his other one
Revali: 7 boko clubs.
Zelda: I'm giving him Sheikah Slate +. All his runes will be more powerful and take less time to recharge.
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