"Hello everyone this is FM9666, you're now listening to Midnight Phantom, this is DJ Fish Jelly." Yu Dong with a headset skillfully said,"It's time for our listener friends to call again, Let's see which friends have stories to share today."
Senior Yu motioned for Yu Dong to quickly answer the phone.
"Hello, this is Fish Jelly."
"Hello," A somewhat tired male voice came from the other end of the phone.
"What's your name, sir?"
"Please just call me whatever you want." The man didn't want to be named.
"It seems that most of our listener friends prefer to share stories anonymously." Fish Jelly laughs and said, "But it's not like I'll go looking if you just say your name casually, you know?
"......"
"Well, it seems this gentleman is in a bad mood. I'll just call you Mr.Strong alright?" Fish Jelly sensed that the other party wouldn't be receptive to further jokes.
Anonymous people will now be called Mr.Strong if a man, and Ms. Beauty if a woman, quick and easy, Fish Jelly thought.
"Whatever," replied Mr. Strong
"So Mr.Strong, do you have a story to share with us tonight?" asked Fish Jelly.
"I've fallen out of love! This is the 15th time I've been rejected!" Mr.Strong suddenly cried out.
Suddenly a lot of messages flooded in expressing their amazement at the 15 failed relationships.
Even in the middle of the night, people still enjoy gossiping. Every time her program starts this stage, short messages start appearing. Yu Dong ignored these messages and said, "Maybe number 16 is your true destiny."
"Host, you're a woman too. May I ask you what kind of man women look for?" Mr. Strong didn't care anymore, "I've met so many girls, each one I wholeheartedly liked; I just want to find someone to marry. Why do they all leave me? What's wrong with me?"
"That's difficult to answer." Yu Dong thought for a while and said, "Well, first tell me about your own strengths, then I'll help you analyze."
"I think I'm kind and considerate. I can do housework, I would love my wife dearly, be single-minded..."
Single-minded enough to go through 15 girls...
Consistent with Yu Dong's thoughts, a large number of listeners sent messages mirroring this sentence.
"These qualities are very good." Yu Dong said.
"But why did they all abandon me?" Mr. Strong indignantly asked."Well ... Then I'll ask you a few questions from a woman's point of view." Yu Dong thought for a bit then asked, "Your height, weight, age, education, work? "
"165cm, 70KG, College graduate, 20 this year, just started in real estate sales."
"Is it alright if you tell us your annual income?"
"With performance bonuses and subsidies, it's about 50,000 a year, and I can save 30,000 a year if I live frugally."
"Er... You don't spend money on your dates?" Yu Dong was beginning to feel cold sweat.
"I spent money on the flowers, popcorn, and I buy the movie tickets, but all the girls only went out with me once, so I've essentially wasted 15 movie tickets."
Suddenly, the computer became more lively. Some people messaged that 'the brother sure is talented,' others say 'ugly people will do all kinds of weird things to get attention', and so on.
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