But could you imagine Russia twerking on the World Conference table and talking to America like
Russia: America, is this how you do the twerking?
America: RussIA PLEASE STOP YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Russia: AMERICA, AM I MAKING YOU PROUD? IS THIS HOW YOU ATTRACT GIRLS IN YOUR COUNTRY?
America: RUSSIA STAHP
Russia:
America:
Russia: ..............does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
America: ruSSIA
And then everyone else is just sitting there like
Japan: no rikey
Italy: *clapping *
Germany: Oh Gott.
Prussia: West, where's my camera?
China: Where did I go wrong with him? ..He is Scythian...... That's what's wrong.
England: Weren't we having a meeting?!
France: Shake that sweet ass~
