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2am

Me: mum wake up!!!

Me: it's important. look at your phone!!!

Me: MUM!!!!

Mum: WHAT CAN BE SO IMPORTANT AT 2AM?????

Me: I just farted and I need to pee!!!

Mum: one normal kid.....that's all I ask for

Me: lol!!!!

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