The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister

Chapter 81

Chasity's POV-

MADELINE I DON'T KNOW YOUR MIDDLE NAME OR YOUR LAST NAME WHERE ARE YOU!?" I yelled.

"WHAT?" She yelled back and I saw her laying on a trampoline.

"Yo Maddie look at Stefan's present. doesn't that just scream "I like you so much please be the father of my children," I asked.

"Yea most definitely. Wait what is this?" She asked looking at a ring.

"Oh, it's my ring. Isn't it just ugly?" I asked

"It's cool." She replied.

"LIARRRRRRR!" I yelled and ran out.

I fell.

Stop fucking laughing.

STOP IT!

I got up and walked away.

Stupid fucking stairs always in my damn way.

"UGH!" I yelled and went downstairs.

The sofa. Do y'all say sofa or couch? Or is there some other words you say?

Anyways.

I fell asleep.

A few hours later-

OH MY GOODNESS IT'S

I need to check my watch.

11:45 PM?! Stefan turns AHHH lemme think oh yea 17 in like 15 minutes.

Why is he older than me?

So unfair.

I can't wait until he turns 18 and I'm still 17 so I can attack him for dating a minor. As a joke obviously.

I ran to the kitchen and made this hot ass gift basket.

I would m- let me not finish that sentence.

ANYWAYS...

Rocco entered the room EW HE'S SHIRTLESS!

Shield your eyes.

"You good?" He asked laughing while grabbing MY MONSTER DRINK.

"YOU BITCH!" I said and threw a scissor at him.

It missed.

"Calm down. I'll buy you a huge pack off of amazon." He told me and I nodded.

"Thanks, Rock. Appreciate it." I said and put a ribbon on Stefan's gift.

He finally wore a shirt. "What is that?" Rocco asked looking at the present.

"Stefan's birthday gift," I replied.

"Oh, that bitch." He mumbled.

"Hey! I don't call Maddie a bitch so you can't call Stefan one." I told him.

"Because Madeline isn't a bitch." He responded.

Touché.

Wait no Maddie is a bad bitch.

I checked my phone and it was 11:54. Oh my goodness I have 6 minutes to get to his house.

I need to write a card.

Ok.

Dear bestie boo. Jk...Dear Stefan,

Umm gosh, this is so hard to write.

GOT IT!

"Dear Stefan,

You are very swaggy. Do you think I'm swaggy too?

Check yes or no.

ps- Happy birthday babe. I lo-like you very much and think you are pretty cool. Don't be all gassed up. Jk, I guess you can be gassed, it is your birthday. Only today. I hope you have a good birthday and don't get STD's this year. I will kill you if you get an STD cuz it ain't from me. Anyways keep breathing Steven."

Yea I am not compassionate. But it's okay because I'm a good kisser. So it makes up for that.

It was 11:56 and I had 4 minutes to get to his house.

"CAN I GO TO STEFAN'S HOUSE?" I yelled trying to get an answer from someone.

"YEA DON'T BE HOME TOO LATE!" Marco polo replied.

I ran to my car and started speeding off.

I almost hit a person.

"HEY!" They yelled.

"FUCK OFF YOU OLD PRICK!" I replied. Don't worry I know them and they are just so problematic.

I made horrible turns and hit a few mailboxes but I finally arrived.

I checked the time.

11:59. Perfect. I just made a 10-minute drive into a 3 minute one.

I grabbed the present and got out of the car.

I knocked on the door and guess who opened it. Missy.

Hey, Miss is Stefan here?" I asked.

"No, he's not. I heard him telling dad that he's going to some jail thing to visit his mom." She said.

(They're half-siblings.)

His mom's in jail?

"Alright. See ya," I replied and started leaving.

"No, stay! We can watch movies and eat ice cream. Stefan bought me so much chocolate!" She said and I laughed.

"I'll wait for him here then," I said and we went inside.

I hope Stefan's okay.

(A/N- Food.)