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INCORRECT QUOTES #2

jungkook telling about jimin- he likes mysterious girls

y/n- oh ok

[later]

jimin- where are you going?

y/n- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

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yoongi- has anyone told you that you are annoying?

y/n- what? no :(

yoongi- good, I am not in the mood to fight anyone right now

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yoongi- i think we should adopt another kid

y/n- no

yoongi- why?

y/n- because by 'kid' you mean a 'cat' and we already have 24 of those

yoongi- *unzips jacket* 25

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namjoon- if you have 10 cookies and i ask you for 5 cookies, how many will you have?

y/n- zero

namjoon- its basic maths. its not even that hard-

y/n- i would give everything thing to you because i love you

namjoon- [blushing]

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jungkook- *desperate to show his abs*

jungkook- wow, its sure is windy today! blew my shirt right off

y/n- ......

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taehyung- i accidently wore my contacts to bed. sometimes i think i am stupid

y/n- don't worry I do that all the time

taehyung- wear your contacts to bed?

y/n- think you are stupid

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jin- what would you do if i die?

y/n- its funny that you think i would let you die

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[murderer chasing y/n around the house]

y/n- REBECCA PLAY THE SCOOBY DOO THEME SONG-

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yoongi- i don't like it

y/n- c'mon hyung, you don't like anything

yoongi I like sleep and you

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yoongi- pretty sure my life just flashed before my eyes

y/n- you only did a single push up-

yoongi- call my mom and tell her i love her

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namjoon- can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

y/n- general mathematics 8th grade edition

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y/n- i have high standards

namjoon- *smiles*

y/n- oh no, he is meeting all my standards-

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y/n- am i in hell?

jungkook- no honey, if you were in hell you would be on a throne and the devil would be packing up-