Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

85: Bong Water Brown

‼️TRIGGER WARNING‼️ PLEASE READ TEXT BELOW!!

Today we learn about who (Y/n) might actually be. And in doing that, heavy topics will be present such as:

•Depersonalization

•Mentions of past abuse

•Mentions of murder

•Speaking ill of the dead

Please proceed with caution!!

P.S. I know Gotouge (the creator of Kimetsu no Yaiba) only made 5 works, but the good thing about Alternative Universes is that things change in them.

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"Do you see this?" You hold up the corn husk, "You spread the masa on this."

"We have to eat that?" Sanemi scrunches his nose up in distaste.

You deadpan at that and reply sarcastically: "Yes, Sanemi. We eat the corn husk because I like to see you suffer."

Sanemi rolls his eyes before scooping up the masa on a small spatula and spreading the masa on the husk.

"Sadist." He scoffs.

"W H A T -" Your voice broke the sound barrier, "-I am not a sadist! You-You're a masochist!"

Sanemi tenses up, squeezing the corn husk with the masa in his hand.

"I AM NOT A FUCKING MASOCHIST!"

Sanemi throws the corn husk in your general direction but you were able to dodge with ease.

"YES, YOU ARE!! REMEMBER THAT TRIAL FOR TANJIRO AND YOU DEAD-ASS JUST CUT YOUR ARM?!" You make the motion of cutting your arm like Sanemi did at said trial, "YOU DID IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!! I EVEN THINK I HEARD A LITTLE MOAN WHEN YOU DID IT!!"

"I DID NOT-I DO NOT-I-I AM NOT A MASOCHIST!"

"HA-HA! YOUR VOICE CRACKED!!"

"We're never going to get this food ready in time," Sanemi groans.

"Well, then why didn't we bring reliable people to help us prepare?" You hum, "It would've been faster and there's no reason for only us to get the food ready."

"I didn't want your group of morons messing up my house," Sanemi grabs another corn husk, "Besides... I don't want to see them so soon now that I..."

You nod in understanding.

Seeing people you know in a manga then realizing your entire existence is fictional in a different Universe messes up a person's psyche.

You grab a corn husk yourself: "You know, at this point, I'm starting to think I might be a fictional character too. So, you're not alone. I don't think Sekido, Uzui, Himejima, and Ubuyashiki take it lightly either."

"Clairvoyance is a good cover story, I'll have to give Uzui that," Sanemi spreads a little too much masa on the husk, "And what do you mean you might be fictional too?"

"I mean, Gotouge gave almost everyone a sad backstory to build character. And mine... it's very over the top and very... unreal," You spread the perfect amount of masa on the husk, "Maybe my life was and is so fucked because I'm actually a fictional character from a manga Gotouge may have made in a different Universe who managed to end up in the Kimetsu no Yaiba manga."