Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

85.5: Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Baffling Disappearance Of (Y/n) (L/n)

A/N: You finally get your BFU episode!! And for this chapter, it is (Y/n)'s birthday special!

Once this chapter is released, consider (Y/n) officially 17 the next chapter.

Keys:

(M/D) = Month, Day

I dunno, this was all I could think of leave me alone

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"The dialogue that is italicized in the center is Ryan Bergara's reading of the case files."

"The dialogue that is bold on the left belongs to Shane Madej's side commentary."

"The dialogue that is underlined on the right belongs to Ryan Bergara's side commentary."

I fucked up on the dates ;-;

When Sekido and (Y/n) returned to (Y/n)'s original world, I made the date June 14th the day they went back to KnY.

But then in the KnY world, I said it was September 24th.

Yike.

SO TO FIX THIS (eh), KNY WILL BE TAKING PLACE IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE!

STREETS SMARTS!

Also, I'm giving the father and mother names just because it's easier for me to write rip

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"This week on a special episode of BuzzFeed Unsolved, we look into the recent disappearance of (Y/n) (L/n). This is a case that has been highly requested since it happened fairly recently, almost 4 months ago."

"This was probably the most interesting case I did research on, (Y/n) was... well, you'll see very soon."

"Oh, I heard about this girl!"

"Really? What do you know about her?"

"Uh... I know that she's missing."

"...I-yeah-wh-that's why we're doing this case."

[Unintelligible stammering] "Well-no-I meant that I've heard that's been missing for almost 4 months already."

"Ohh! Okay-Okay."

"Born on (M/D), 2003, (Y/n) (L/n) was-"

"-Wait, (M/D)? This video will be released that day, right? She'll be... 17 that day!"

"Uh, yeah! Yeah, you're right! Happy Birthday, (Y/n)!"

"Happy 17th Birthday, (Y/n)! Do you think she'll see this and she'll just say 'Huh, maybe I should come back and celebrate'?"

"Uhhh... maybe! You know, her father did mention that (Y/n) always wanted to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved!"

"Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll come back to see the video!"

"(Y/n) (L/n) was born the youngest child in a family of 5 older brothers and 4 older sisters in Phoenix, Arizona. Her father, Seán (L/n), was married to Maritza (L/n) until Maritza died in 2011."