T H I R T Y E I G H T

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dicks and chicks
[7 participants]

lilah
FRIZZ IS PREGNANT

declan
WHAT

kieran
NO WAY

aila
OMG YES FRIZZ

mason
when you already knew

august
fuck off Mason
BUT YEAH GO FRIZZ

lilah
'fuck off Mason'
cry-laughing on the coach rn

aila
OMG IT'S YOUR FIRST MATCH TONIGHT
HOW ARE YOU FEELING

lilah
fuckin TERRIFIED
but it's Huddersfield?
we're probably gonna win

declan
big-headed of you

joshua
I'm a little late but GO FRIZZ
anyway
hudderfield are dog shite
you'll win for sure

lilah
can i just say
i do not understand Olivier Giroud
he's too french

declan
use google translate on him

joshua
IMAGINE HAHA
'hey giroud, can you type what you're saying into Google Translate for me'
creasing

aila
can i just say
manchester weather is terrible
who's idea was it for me to transfer to United?

kieran
yours maybe?

lilah
AILAAA
Marcos says hi

aila
tell him to facetime me the weirdo
such a weird boyfriend

lilah
not David Luiz literally face-planting on the bus
i can't cope with this team already and I've been here an hour

joshua
transfer xx

lilah
suck my dick xx

aila
you don't have one

declan
who are you sat with?

lilah
kepa
very tall
very nice
smells like Dior Sauvage

aila
LITERALLY HUSBAND MATERIAL
ANYONE WHO WEARS DIOR >>>

august
girl wife him up

lilah
crying bc my boyf is literally in this chat
and now he's in my private messages asking me not to wife him up

joshua
KEPA
i fancy him

lilah
we get that you're bisexual joshua
you tell us every chance you get

joshua
can't help it

lilah
kep says hi
omg i wanna be friends with him
he's got a cute ass dog
bye I'm off to be friends with Kepa xx

august
mason you just lost ur girl to Kepa

aila
besties forever
so jealous of her

mason
#upset

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