Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

90: Mommy's Bright Red Stretch Marks

A/N: Yes, I am man enough to admit I suck at being consistent and just generally okay at writing

But to be fair....

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anyway enjoy this chapter

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You started sending letters to people now!

Mostly to Uzui, Sanemi, Gerik, and Genya. At least, those were the people who replied the most to you.

You talk about the manga a lot with Sanemi. Sometimes he bitches about your friends and the weather. Other times, it just feels like you're texting a Boomer who is trying hard not to be a Boomer.

It took Genya a while to reply to your letters since he's a shy baby. Genya is slowly opening up about himself and his past. He told you about his family, and that he loves watermelons.

You've been telling him a story through letters by "episodes" recently. He thinks that you're telling him an original story, and he always provides feedback about each "episode". A LOT of constructive criticism more specifically.

In reality, you were writing the Bee Movie script.

And if his reviews told you anything, Genya really doesn't like the Bee Movie.

Gerik sometimes writes for his wife through the letters. Her name was Miku Eno, and Miku was a fucking sweetheart. She often talks about Koibito, their cat. And she talks a lot about wanting a child. You're sure Gerik felt awkward being put on the spot like that.

Speaking of Gerik, he got really sick after the party two months ago. But since he was not dead, you weren't assigned a temporary sword-smith to make your weapon. You didn't mind it, Gerik's health came first.

Uzui and his wives send separate letters, but you get them all the same time. Uzui is probably your most frequent sender, Sanemi is a close second.

Tanjiro sends letters to you whenever he leaves on solo missions, Zenitsu as well. Since Inosuke's crow refuses to go near him, Inosuke was shit out of luck.

You might be wondering: "How am I sending letters to these people if I can't read Kanji for shit?"

Sekido.

The poor demon is your translator for 3 reasons:

1. He can read and write basically any language in the world and probably more.

2. He has beautiful handwriting.

3. You're not scared to have him know what's on your letters since you would've read it to him anyway.

You write to Gerik and Sanemi on your own since they can both read and write English.

Surprisingly though, you learned Sanemi couldn't actually write in Japanese. So you suggested that you two should learn together. He won't admit it, but you're sure Sanemi is looking forward to it.

And it was also apparent that Sanemi can't really write or read English all that well either. So this was a great learning experience for him.

You still tell Sekido what the letters say anyway since you two are great friends.

Anyway, about a week ago, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke had left for solo missions. Of course, Tanjiro took his sister with him.

That was very suspicious. They had never left for solo missions all at once before. You knew what that meant.

When you finally realized the situation, you sent your first letter to Ubuyashiki. You wrote to Ubuyashiki regarding the mission Uzui will go on with Nezuko, Tanjiro, Inosuke, and Zenitsu.