harry & juliet
you: we have to do something about this
harry: about what?
you: are you dumb?
harry: depends
you: well betty and ron are sexting each other
harry: most definitely
you: and hermy and lyds are literally never here because they are together now
so we have fight fire with fire
so we have to talkharry: YES
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harry: don't you have other friends ?you: bitch
but it wouldn't be the same 💔
and no i don't have any friends outside this friend groupharry: that's sad
you: shut up barry
name me two of your friends
outside this friend groupharry: hagrid and albus
you: ...
you consider your headmaster as your friend????!?! 😫harry: more of a mentor really
you: too late
harryxdumbledore 😏😏😏
i'm going to write some fanfiction on this asapharry: NO WHAT
you: too late
harry: ugh
you: hermy showed me a pic of him once
he's kinda sexy tho 😫🥱harry: NOT THIS
HE'S LIKE 28272 YEARS OLDyou: i like older men 😃
just admit it harry,
he's a dilfharry: ugh ok
he's a dilf 😐you: but like does he have kids or smth?
harry: no?
you: shame.
author's note:
dw, i hate dumbledore very much but he do be a dilf tho 😫😫😫😫😫
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a balcony in summer air, h.potter
Fanfictioni love you and that's all i really know. juliet granger, despite her name, wasn't a big romantic, until she met harry potter. harry potter x fem! oc social media au ©mo0nsong, 2021