ten - dumbledore dilf?

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harry & juliet

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harry & juliet

you: we have to do something about this

harry: about what?

you: are you dumb?

harry: depends

you: well betty and ron are sexting each other

harry: most definitely

you: and hermy and lyds are literally never here because they are together now
so we have fight fire with fire
so we have to talk

harry: YES
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harry: don't you have other friends ?

you: bitch
but it wouldn't be the same 💔
and no i don't have any friends outside this friend group

harry: that's sad

you: shut up barry
name me two of your friends
outside this friend group

harry: hagrid and albus

you: ...
you consider your headmaster as your friend????!?! 😫

harry: more of a mentor really

you: too late
harryxdumbledore 😏😏😏
i'm going to write some fanfiction on this asap

harry: NO WHAT

you: too late

harry: ugh

you: hermy showed me a pic of him once
he's kinda sexy tho 😫🥱

harry: NOT THIS
HE'S LIKE 28272 YEARS OLD

you: i like older men 😃
just admit it harry,
he's a dilf

harry: ugh ok
he's a dilf 😐

you: but like does he have kids or smth?

harry: no?

you: shame.






you: shame

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author's note:
dw, i hate dumbledore very much but he do be a dilf tho 😫😫😫😫😫

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