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dicks and chicks
[7 participants]

aila
i'm leaving united
i'm transferring

lilah
why
what happened
did you kill someone?

august
why do you always ask that

lilah
cause if she turns up at my house I'm not harbouring a fugitive

august
tbh neither would i
so if you've killed someone
leave us outta it

aila
shut up
I'm transferring in summer
BUT GUESS WHERE

august
WESTHAM

lilah
CHELSEA

aila
both incorrect

mason
Spurs?

aila
correct

lilah
OMG NO
DERBY DAY IS GONNA BE SUCH FUN NOW
not that it isn't
but you get my point

august
how've we all gone from playing for LCFC to playing for different teams in London?

lilah
bc we're badasses who carry our teams?
duh
how else do you think we're winning the Europa league?

aila
so big-headed
but you've got the most goals so
yeah you are kinda the reason

lilah
me and giroud >>> rest of the team

august
BOYS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU HERE RIGHT NOW

joshua
busy

kieran
busy

declan
busy love

mason
I'm busy

lilah
'scuse me
did they just 'busy' us
smh

aila
go see what your boyfs are doing

mason
don't

lilah
what's happening in my bathroom right now
why are you all in the en suite
are you turning to pornhub-

august
LILAH
stop I'm cry-laughing
but seriously why are you all in her bathroom

kieran
A REASON
SHUSH

aila
DON'T SHUSH US
BITCH

lilah
ew what weirdos
I'm gonna lock them in
brb

mason
don't you dare
i swear to god Lilah
DELILAH-JAYNE

lilah
STOP BEING WEIRD
WHY ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM
are you planning my murder?
please don't I've got the most Chels goals this season
i need that title for the rest of the season

declan
wait five minutes will you
so impatient

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