I'm sorry people, I had an idea to do this, all the Champions are drunk, even Zelda and Link, so there will be crazy stuff happening.
(Everyone joined the chat) Bruh I'm lazy.
Link: Hey you ghosty girlies I'm here for a quick shock fest???>?>>?>?
Urbosa: Well yeah I came here too for my big abs
Daruk: I wanted to lose fat
Revali: Well yeah, my shock fest KJKF KGSFHGUHFSGLUFS will have to roast all my golden feathers offa me
Zelda: Hey i wanna shave my dresses.
Mipha: i'm tHe tasTiest hYlian bass aliVe YYYYY
(Urbosa has changed name to chug milk)
chug milk: this NaMe's gOOd
(Link has changed name to j)
j: YeAh aGrEeD gOoD nAmE
(Zelda has changed name to bratty prince)
bratty prince: YeAh I am Le best PrInCe AlI ThYmey
(Daruk has changed name to peachy keen)
peachy keen: yAs
chug milk: I LIKE IT warm
j: j smith
(Mipha has changed name to YUMMY BASS)
YUMMY BASS: This name =🥊🥊🏹🏹⚽🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🩰🎳🏓🖌️🧶📞📞📞📞📞😵😵😵└(^o^)┘💇🧖🛌🛀🧑🦼(originally i wanted to do 5 star but couldn't find the star so meh)
j: MR. BEAST IS MY-
bratty prince: well so long, suckers!
peachy keen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Revali has changed name to Shiny slob)
Shiny slob: RITO MEAT
YUMMY BASS: Let's go get 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more noble pursuits!!
j: YASSSSS
bratty prince: here's 9 for you, 9 for me, .....
YUMMY BASS: *takes gulp after gulp*
j: *sips after sips*
chug milk: *CHUGS AFTER CHUG*
peachy keen: swallow after swallow
Shiny slob: *drink after drink*
bratty prince: *POUR IT DIRECTLY IN*
j: *rips open 60 bottle pack*
peachy keen: *breaks the glass bottles and slug it in*
chug milk: shatters the glass bottles above mouth and chug it in
bratty prince: I HAVE GOOD NEws????? (Zelda meant to do !!!!!)
YUMMY BASS: wHaT
bratty prince: j and I smuggled a 70 year pack all the way from Lorule!
chug milk: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peachy keen: rips open and gurgles in
j: i won't be 70 year, it'll be 5 seconds!
YUMMY BASS: AHHHH HEAVEN
j: I could replace the master sword for this!
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
