Sorry, I fell for you ● Dreamnap Oneshots

DSMP Headcanons!

Please leave headcanons in the comments, I love headcanons so much. this won't necessarily focus on Dreamnap but still.

TW/CW: Strong Language, a few sexual jokes here and there.

──✦Dream has Marie Antoinette syndrome (the condition in which scalp hair suddenly turns white), he originally had pale brown hair but it whitened out when he was 15

──✦Sapnap and George have promise rings, promising themselves that they would never turn against each other. Sapnap wears his on his left pinky and George wears his on his right middle finger. /p

──✦Everyone, except Fundy, Tommy, Tubbo and Philza, is the same age as IRL but with +10 years. Philza is 110. Fundy is 21, Tubbo is 24 and Tommy is 23 in my AU because canonically the first war was 7 years ago and that would make Tommy 16, Tubbo 17, and Fundy 14.

──✦Tommy has a knack for knitting. he knitted Tubbo a bee sweater once. /p

──✦Tommy is partially deaf so he screams at people thinking they also can't hear him.

──✦Tubbo knows ASL and often does it when talking to Tommy. /p

──✦Tommy is adopted by Sam. fight me.

──✦Dream has custody of Ranboo and will protect him at all costs. He's only told Techno which is why the piglin took Ranboo in.

──✦Sapnap had a crush on Dream for 4 years before he finally asked Dream out. /r

──✦Antfrost gushes about how adorable Velvet is, but Velvet lives on a planet where cat people aren't allowed to visit (not necessarily that cat people are illegal, just that cats can't handle the planet) so they just call and facetime a lot. /r

──✦Fundy has a fox tail and it wags whenever someone pats his head.

──✦Dream likes football and hit Sapnap in the face with one.

──✦BadBoyHalo has a pact with Skeppy and Skeppy likes to order him to do the chores.

──✦Dream gave George a piece of paper once with the word 'head' on it and walked away. George asked Sapnap why Dream gave him head and Sapnap's soul momentarily left his body.

──✦Schlatt and Wilbur were actually really good friends but Schlatt started drinking and Wilbur tried to stage an intervention with him but ultimately failed.

──✦Dream is borderline traumatized from asking Bad for permission of Sapnap's hand in marriage. he agreed, but Dream was still traumatized-

──✦Dream proposed to Sapnap in a resort in front of George. George almost kicked Dream's face in because Sapnap dropped his ice cream and was eating George's sundae.

──✦Quackity and Karl hold hands whenever they're in the same place, even in public. /p

──✦Ranboo really likes water and fish but he can't touch it or go near fish so Techno built him a walk through aquarium. /p

──✦Dream can't sleep unless he has some sort of fire near him so in the pandora's vault, he sleeps near the lava since it reminds him of Sapnap.

──✦Dream has a hunger bar for power and if it drops to 0 he turns into a complete tyrant.

──✦Tommy taught Tubbo how to knit but Tubbo didn't really understand.

──✦Dream Team disbanded but everyone is still extremely close.

──✦Hannah gifts people roses every month under the name 'Rose Fairy', everyone knows its her but people don't mind.

──✦Niki drew a portrait of Puffy and gifted it to the mother of 2. I think Puffy cried... no she definitely cried-

──✦Purpled and Hannah have a really weird rivalry going on where Hannah surprises Purpled with roses and Purpled surprises Hannah with lilacs. /p

──✦Sapnap's favorite flowers are forget-me-nots.

──✦Alyssa and Hannah hang out a lot and occasionally invite Purpled, he mostly says no, but when he agrees, the three are chaotic and usually hang out in the nether.

──✦Callahan likes making flower crowns and gifted one to BadBoyHalo.

──✦Punz has a thing for scaring people so when he's meeting up with Tubbo, Tommy, or Ranboo, he just silently stands behind them until they turn around, they mostly scream or yell but once Tubbo smacked him.

──✦Philza's wings were clipped so he can't fly, he can still do stuff with it, he just can't fly.

──✦When Tommy and Tubbo were kids and had a bad dream, Philza would curl his wings around the two and wait for them to fall asleep.

──✦Philza can't see glass and Techno keeps score of how many times he's ran into clear glass. Philza: 4 - Glass: 69

(you did this dione. y o u   d i d   i t)

──✦Quackity and Schlatt actually liked each other but Schlatt was unnecessarily abusive and Quackity immediately let go of his feelings.

──✦Quackity and George have to break their necks in order to stare Bad or Ranboo in the eyes.

──✦the lesbian that referred to Techno as 'actually pretty funny' was an orphan and Techno doesn't know how to feel about it.

──✦Tommy mailed Dream geraniums and Dream was fuckin pissed when he found out what they meant because Sapnap received them first.

──✦Drista and Lani are whitelisted in the SMP but Lani and Drista only online to hang out, no other reason.

──✦Drista griefed one of Tommy's dirt shacks and he took her to court for it. she skipped it to hang out with Lani, no consequences came her way.

──✦Dream has only read one manga, it was an adaptation of the maze runner.

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