Wrong Number

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Scott is online

Group chat 'Steve is too observant for his own good' with 10+ participants

Scott:
Um hello
Not to go on about it
But that group chat...

Sam is online

Sam:
Yeah sorry
Most of us are out on a mission so I forgot

Scott:
Why are you texting in the middle of a mission?
That's something I feel like only Nat could pull off

Sam:
Oh no I'm not on the mission
I just wanted an excuse
I'll do it in a second

Sam is offline

Scott:
Thanks

Scott is offline

Not French Dude is online

Group chat 'Chat with Peter' with 10+ participants

Not French Dude has added ??? to the group chat

Peter is online

Peter:
Who is this?

Not French Dude:
Just one of our friends
I would suggest tic tac for a name
Pronouns he / him

Peter has renamed ??? to Tic Tac

Peter:
I'm actually glad you messaged
I need your help

It was an easy mistake. He would just keep telling himself it was an easy mistake. And he was sure that Tony's friends would have an idea of how to help. They did know a successful mechanic after all, they had to be pretty smart.

Tic Tac is online

Not French Dude:
Oh no what did you do?

Peter:
Well...
It would seem I accidentally smashed a window

Tic Tac:
I see I came in at an interesting point
Also 7 years bad luck for you

Not French Dude:
That's mirrors

Peter:
Oh dear

Not French Dude:
Did you break one of them too?

Peter:
Not today but yeah
That could explain a lot actually
But I don't think I can fix this so what should I do?

Tic Tac:
Where are you?

Peter:
Well an abandoned area really

Not French Dude:
Um
Run?

Tic Tac:
I would also suggest that
But I have some friends who might know something
One second

Tic Tac is offline

Not French Dude is offline

Peter is offline

Scott is online

Group chat 'The Wombats' with 4 participants

Scott:
Guys
Help
How do you fix a broken window?

Luis is online

Luis:
Scotty
Why should we know this?

Scott:
You run a security company

Dave is online

Dave:
That is failing miserably

Luis:
We don't talk about that...

Scott:
Please
Focus

Luis:
You said you broke a window?
Well that reminds me of the time when it was maybe 5 years ago maybe more I can't remember any more and me and my friends were walking somewhere I mean my old friends not you guys you're better of course and we were all like super drunk or at least some of us were because you know I don't drink much since that thing that happened at one point or maybe you don't know so I'll tell you later and anyway someone started throwing rocks for no reason I'm still not sure and one of the rocks hit some woman's car and smashed her window and she was all like I can't believe you did this to me you will pay for this and so we just ran off and she didn't follow us which was pretty lucky and then we all just went home because it was really late or something

Scott:
NO STOP
Also that's the same advice some other people said

Kurt is online

Kurt:
You know I used to get told that if you break something then Baba Yaga will come for you in the night

Scott:
That's just not true
It wasn't even me it was someone else
But thanks you were so much help

Scott is offline

Kurt:
Baba Yaga comes at night
Little children sleeping tight

Dave:
Please stop with the Baba Yaga stuff

Luis:
Yeah it's getting creepy

Luis is offline

Kurt is offline

Dave is offline

Scott is online

Group chat 'Chat with Peter' with 10+ participants

Scott:
Well...

Peter is online

Peter:
Did your friends have any ideas?

Scott:
Unfortunately they just said to run
Sorry

Peter:
That's alright
I'll try and fix it later
Thanks anyway :)

Peter is offline

Scott:
No problem

Scott is offline

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