1) if you tread on my property, I will abduct you and lock you in the attic. This is Oklahoma so it's legal
2) I was too busy doing hot girl shit to actually experience romantic or sexual attraction
3) I'm so tired and gay
4) high school musical is just a pull-ups commercial
5) it smells like ceiling tiles
6) yeah, you know, the school just completely incinerated and all but Minecraft
7) oh sis. They all say the volcano is hung over. You ain't special
8) Charlie is a strawberry
9) let me finish my hot Cheetos with a spoon
10) I hate you. Can I use the microwave?
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
