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INCORRECT QUOTES #6

jin- what have i said about comparing hoseok and horses?

jungkook- that its offensive to horses

y/n- BoI-

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5/7 of Bangtan-   *trying to get yoongi's attention*

y/n- yall suck. watch and learn bitches

y/n- *breathes*

y/n- yoongi oppa?~

yoongi- *heavy breathing, hyperventilating, heart palpitating 10x faster*

yoongi- *shaking* yes y/n?

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y/n to tae- how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?

tae- I don't know, how are yo-

jin- [from the next room] I'm great, thanks

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y/n- *phone starts ringing*

jungkook- *looks to see who's calling*

jungkook- LMAO YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD 'DADDY'?!

y/n- *answers call and makes direct eye contact with jungkook*

y/n- hey namjoon hyung

jungkook- *chokes on drink*

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tae- jim- what the hell are you doing?

jimin- shut up i am focusing

tae- on what......? *follows Jimin's eyes*

*sees y/n cooking dinner while humming a song*

tae- *plops down next to jimin* cool, me too

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yoongi- life is a big struggle. it would be better if we didn't exist-

y/n- *laughing in the distance*

yoongi- life is a gift and we need to appreciate every moment of it.

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tae- small creatures are way more vicious because their anger has less space to be bottled up

namjoon- thats ridiculous. give me examples

hoseok- spiders

jin- wasps

y/n in tiny- yoongi.....

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kidnapper- I have your son

y/n- i don't have a son...

kidnapper- it says mommy though, here in the contacts

y/n- oh my god they have jimin

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yoongi to bts- I would do anything for you guys

also yoongi- except for running, jogging and climbing stairs.

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interviewer- please make yourself comfortable

y/n- *sits on jungkook's lap* yes i will

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namjoon- you fainted, do you remember anything?

y/n- only the ambulance ride to the hospital

yoongi- that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you

y/n- but i heard sirens

namjoon- that was jin

jin- sorry, i got nervous

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namjoon- baby can you sing a song for me?

y/n- just for you

namjoon- can you pass me the remote?

y/n- just for you

namjoon- can you pack my bag?

y/n- just for you

namjoon- for the love of Christ, would you remove the football posters from your room?

y/n- who are you?

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jk- holy shit-

y/n- whAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FUCKING CUSSING IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE YOU LITTLE RAT SON-

hobi- fuck

y/n- THATS RIGHT HOBI, LET IT ALL OUT. TELL US HOW YOU FEEL. YOU'RE SHINING SWEETIE

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namjoon- you can tell a lot about a women's mood just by looking at her hands, for example

*yoongi looks at y/n*

yoongi- if she is holding a gun she is probably angry

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namjoon- who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

jimin, sighing- yoongi hyung

yoongi- fuck shit up there, but don't die

y/n, wipes a tear- inspirational 

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jungkook- *holding y/n bridal style* I'm like a mug

y/n- .....explain?

jungkook-I hold hot things

y/n- 

jungkook ;)

y/n- smooth bOI-

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[talking about the boys in a interview]

y/n- they are my babies

person- but they are older than yo-

y/n-babies. mine.

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namjoon- one day I want to be a dad

suga- but you already are!

namjoon- y/n is not my daughter. she is my wif-

y/n-  so today was the day i was disowned by my father.....

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namjoon- i'm really high

bang pd- 

namjoon-

bang pd-

namjoon-

y/n- he means tall

bang pd- .....right

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y/n, tears in her eyes- do y-you miss him?

yoongi- who?

y/n- j-jin hyung

yoongi-

yoongi-he just went to the fucking store-

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jin- remember when i said you were too sweet?

y/n- *stirring coffee* no I'm not

burglar- 2 teaspoon sugar please

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y/n- hey taetae? can you do something for me?

tae- i would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

y/n- great, can you do the dishes for me?

tae- no

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