Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Drunk Texts You

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Jeff the Killer

You were getting kinda worried because Jeff hadn't come back from the annual creepypasta meeting.

"It'll only take a few hours, Y/N, I promise. But I'll tell ya this, Splendy sometimes throws a party afterwards and it gets wild real quick," had been his exact words.

Finally you were concerned enough to text him.

Hey Jeff. Did you die?

Marshmallow invasion!

.... Uh... What?

The marshmallows invaded!

Jeffy boy... Are you drunk?

You don't understand, Y/N! The mana-banana-allows are crashing through the neighborhood roof and BEN's dating a blonde midget named BEN!"

You sighed and texted him back.

That's enough alcohol for you. I'll call a cab to take you home.

BEN Drowned... In booze?

Meanwhile, your text conversation went something like this (Spelling mistaken omitted) (Yes I did intrinsically spell mistake wrong) (Did you know that intrinsically is a real word?):

Hey BEN. How's the meeting going?

I'm breaking up with you.

Um... What?

I've found someone else.

His name is BEN and he's just as handsome as me.

BEN... You're drunk and trying to flirt with a mirror again, aren't you?

I'm not drinkie!

You sat back with an amused expression, petting the snoozing Fluffy.

Righty'o then.

The next reply was much better written and was obviously not from your drunk 'fun sized' boyfriend.

This is Dark Link. BEN just threw up on the mirror and then curled up into a little ball while sobbing about his relationship being ruined. I'll clean him up and bring him over to your place in fifteen minutes.

Dark Link

(Since Darkness is sober, you'll have to be the one to get tipsy, I'm afraid)

You had been cleaning out the attic while Dark Link attended a meeting of some sorts.

Some old albums of you and your ex had tumbled out of a box and the memories had torn your heart right open again.

So you busted out the bottles of wine which were meant for Christmas and proceeded to binge-drink while bawling your eyes out.

Big mistake.

Darkness! You need to come home right away! There's a big hairy thing in the house!

Dark Link had been washing his hands after carrying BEN back to his girlfriend's house when his phone dinged and he saw the message.

He abandoned all other tasks and disappeared in a flash.

"Y/N! Are you alright?"

You were rocking to-and-fro on the couch, eyes bloodshot.