Sorry, I fell for you ● Dreamnap Oneshots

Headcanon Drop

Yes I'm doing this again. shush my class starts at 3 pm today and I don't have anything to do.

Mostly Dream Team

Language Warning

──✦ Dream used to have extremely long hair and Drista used to play with it and style him like a dress up doll

──✦George's guilty pleasure is wearing wedding dresses and gowns he would never wear in front of his friends, not because they'd mock him or anything but because of the compliments he'd recieve

──✦Sapnap got a panda & bamboo themed birthday cake for this 20th birthday

──✦Dream knows how to use make up because his older sister would ask him for help with her eyeliner.

──✦Dream hates being touched but is also touch starved

──✦Sapnap hates spiders and will scream bloody murder if he sees one

──✦George and Sapnap has nightmares about losing his friends, they both bonded over that...yeah idk—

──✦When Dream's bored he starts singing Yakko's World and names every single nation until something distracts him or entertains him

──✦Sapnap has a plushie of a panda called Pandas, very good name, I know.

──✦Dream once called Sapnap 'Pandas' when he was stressed.

──✦Sapnap is a pyro and can control fire. he can drink water and bathe though.

──✦Sapnap used to know nothing about the overworld until BadBoyHalo took him there because Skeppy didn't wanna clean his house

──✦Dream, George and Sapnap met in a flower forest

──✦George is part guardian and can do that thing where guardians attack you with their eye sight, he does it every few months just to mess with people

──✦Dream is actually Sapnap's Dreamon, he isn't possessed or anything, he was born a dreamon

──✦People have accidentally called Dream 'Dad' and 'Big Bro' (Dad mostly on Ranboo's part and Big Bro mostly on Tommy's part) multiple times and every time Dream almost always tears up slightly.

──✦Dreamons are actually protectors, they just punish whoever did their assigned person an immoral deed, hence why people tie them to demons.

──✦Dream refuses to pass Drista any sort of fork after she met Tommy

──✦Sapnap is popular with the ladies, even more so than George or Dream (it's because of the fuhqin goatee((I think that's what it is)) I swear)

──✦Dream has a general lieutenant voice and uses it when George and Sapnap's banter is getting out of hand.

──✦Sapnap gets cold easily and Dream lets him use his hoodie whenever they're in a cold biome.

──✦George has kitten sneezes

──✦Mogwai, Lilly (Sapnap's cats) and Patches (Dream's cat) are very nice to each other and often exchange gifts

──✦Sapnap plays the violin for Dream and gets embarrassed when he messes up the chords (He can actually play the violin how the heck—)

──✦Sapnap cusses in greek after he sneezes

──✦Sapnap smells like burnt chicken (I cannot explain how I came to this conclusion, he just... he definitely does)

──✦George really likes gore, Sapnap hates it

──✦Dream knows how to tie a noose because he likes to leave the corpses of his enemies hanging

──✦Sapnap is 5'2 and Dream is 6'7 (talk about a long distance relationship)

──✦Sapnap: Dream what the fuck is your search history
Dream: what?
Sapnap: HOW TO MAKE YOUR BESTFRIEND FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?? HOW TO MAKE SAPNAP MY BOYFRIEND??? WHAT???
Dream:...look—
Sapnap: WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 5 YEARS

──✦Sapnap understands the concept of day and night but doesn't understand years or weeks or time in general

──✦Sapnap once took cookies out of the oven with his bare hands in front of Tubbo and Tommy, they both burned their hands thinking it was cold

──✦Dream can and will hiss at you

Y'all—

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