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INCORRECT QUOTES #9

hoseok- you ever feel like you're being watched?

y/n- all the time. when you look this good you need to get used to it

jin- *proud clapping sounds*

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jungkook- back when i was a kid

y/n- so....yesterday?

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kook- we were just.....

y/n- working.....

kook-yes! we were working....together....independently...

yoongi- so you both work without your clothes on....?

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silver haired seokjin-

jungkook- its not dyed yall, he's just old

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y/n- hey you alright?

jin- yeah why?

y/n- you look distracted

jin- oh I'm just thinking of what i'm gonna eat when we get home

y/n- we are literally driving back from a restaurant-

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tae- guess whats in the box

y/n- donuts?

tae- no

jin- muffins?

tae- no

y/n- hotdogs?

tae- no

jin- chocolate?

tae- no its not food

y/n and jin- then who cares

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yoongi- you gave me a sticker?

y/n- its not just any sticker, it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow"

yoongi- i'm not a pre schooler

y/n- fine then, i'll take it back

yoongi- I earned this back off

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taehyung at 3am- can i ask a question?

y/n- only if its important

tae- do owls have eyelashes?

y/n-

tae-

y/n- 

tae-

y/n- [pulls out phone to google it]

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y/n- come one yoongi hyungggg, its time to wake up

yoongi [without opening his eyes]- I am not sleeping, I am dead. leave some flowers and get out.

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y/n- *sneezes*

jimin- *aggressively wraps her in a blanket*

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dentist- you need a crown

jin- finally someone who understands me

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y/n- you're blocking the view-

jungkook- I am the view

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namjoon- weird, all my shirts are disappearing 

y/n- [wearing a shirt thats like 5 times big and reaches till thighs]spooky shit

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namjoon- if it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it

jungkook- well, its time to remove all the football posters from y/n's room

namjoon- wait koOK NO-

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boss- excuse me, WHAT?

dispatch-

boss- you're quitting because you want to become a what?!

dispatch- a y/n fansite, sir.

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y/n- text me when you get back home

....

jungkook- [backhugs her] but I already am

y/n[blushing] i meant a house....with a door...and stuff...like that....

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y/n- i lost yoongi...

jin- how did you loose him?!

y/n- oh give me a break, he is like 2 inches tall

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tae- [sneaks in through a window at 2am]

jin, switching on the light-  where were you?

tae, panicking- uhh....with y/n?

y/n swirling around in a chair- wanna try again?

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tae- y/nie you know whats today?

y/n- yep

[at the same time]

tae- my birthday!

y/n- the day a absolute gorgeous godsent angel, one who makes me the happiest in the world and one who i will forever love was born <3

tae, tearing up- o-oh <3<3

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kidnapper- i have your son

y/n- which one?

kidnapper- um.. the quiet one 

y/n- wrong number, I have none of that sort

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y/n- oh shit

jin- don't curse, thats bad

y/n- mama mia, thats a spicy ball

jin- you know what? just say fuck

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cop- do you know why i stopped.....

y/n- *holding up hand for a high-five*

cop- um okay..*high fives* do you...

y/n- *slowly interlocks their fingers*

cop- what are you, um

y/n- *holds eye contact* hi

cop- [blushing]  h-hi 

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 furious y/n [holding a baseball bat]- jimin, i have been looking for jungkook, is he here?

jimin- no

bed- no

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hoseok-  did you just fart?

jk- I just emitted wind through my anus

bts-

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yoongi- *sits down on a couch*

yoongi- fuck, I forgot my phone

jk- *gives phone to yoongi*

jk- what would you do without me?

yoongi- I would get up and get my phone

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