(Discontinued) RWBY Watches Deathbattle

Episode 100: Mario VS Sonic (2018)

"Finally the moment we've been all waiting for!" Ruby said excitedly

"Yes our 100th day of watching Death Battle!" Yang said who was also equally excited

"Yay" Blake said in a flat tone.

"Can we hurry this up it's a school night" Weiss said

"Oh c'mon you two don't tell me your not excited" Yang asked

Interlude

(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)

Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary. Their fame unmatched. This battle has gone on for nearly three decades, but today it finally comes to an end.

Boomstick: Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher.

Wiz: And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed.

"Wait a second didn't they already do this?" Weiss asked.

"Yeah I don't understand why are they doing this again?" Blake asked

"Maybe this is rematch on who's better" Ruby guessed.

"Yeah it's been a couple of years since we watched Death Battle, maybe they have new powers now" Yang guessed.

"Good point let's where this goes" Weiss said.

Camera zooms out to reveal Wizard & Boomstick

"Yay! It's Wiz and Boomstick!" Ruby said excitedly

"Didn't we already saw what they looked like last time?" Weiss asked.

"Well yeah but this is different" Ruby replied.

" Well at least I'm not the only one with a robot arm" Yang said.

"Is it me or do Wiz and Boomstick look a bit familar?" Weiss asked noticing some similarity to the.

"I think it's just you." Blake said

"No, they do look familiar doesn't Wiz look a lot like Ozpin?" Ruby asked.

"Yeah he kind of does before he died and got reincarnated" Yang said.

Boomstick: Time to find out if Sega really does what Ninten-don't.

Wiz: For this bout, we'll be using the same rules that DEATH BATTLE! has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis.

"Just like in most Death battles." Weiss said.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Mario

Wiz: Plumber. Carpenter. Doctor. Mario has worn many hats throughout his life, but he always does so as a hero.

Boomstick: Except for that time he tortured an animal, but no one really talks about that.

"Wait what?" Weiss asked.

"Mario would never do that!" Ruby said holding Zwei close to her.

Wiz: Born as one of the Seven Star Children possessing an extraordinary amount of power-

Boomstick: -and extra horrible crying fits.

Wiz: Mario was assuredly destined for greatness.

Boomstick: Then he and his little bro Luigi wound up in New Donk City, where he spent his days throwing shit at monkeys and uh... fixing toilets. Not exactly the great heroic destiny I was expecting, but hey, at least his girlfriend was smoking.