𝘼𝘾𝘾𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙇 𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙀

15.

Chapter 15: two best friends... they might kiss?

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JEAN AND FRIENDS

Connie: why is it so obvious that jean named the group chat

Sasha: I think he's the only one that actually changes it

Y/n: I kinda dig it...it's catchy

Connie: y/n please you don't have to do charity work

Eren: LMFAOOOOO

Y/n: ....
aren't you supposed to be at the store

Eren: 😀

Mikasa: this is so bad now that I know what's going on

Armin: what's going on?

Y/n: god I truly hate you all

Jean: you love us admit it

Eren: yeah you love me

Y/n: what

Eren: what

Reiner: if any of you receive a call from my therapist tell them I wasn't here

Marco: why would we get calls from YOUR THERAPIST

Annie: causes hes emo

Y/n: I wouldn't even say that

Reiner: just because I'm getting my life together doesn't mean you have to project your sexual frustrations out on mine

Armin: what does SEX have to do with anything

Y/n: why all caps for SEX

Eren: oh wait I love SEX

Mikasa: oh dear god please
I cannot do this today

Y/n: me either and I'm supposed to see the guy

Eren: y/n I'm almost hooooooooooomeeeeeee

Ymir: HOME?

Christa: home?

Y/n: do you guys come in a bundle or?

Ymir: I was just about to "Yeah I like my little pony" into some coochie

Connie: DOES CHRISTA LIKE MLPJABBABABWNSJSNAJAJANAJAJ

Y/n: I remember my phase

Christa: I WATCH IT WHEN IM BORED
ITS EITHER THAT OR RIVER DALE ON MY FREE TIME AND IM NOT WATCHING RIVER DALE

Connie: I don't care anymore I want something interesting to happen

Y/n: why do you literally ask for trouble

Sasha: well SOMETHING has to happen 🙄

Jean: why did Eren just send me a Snapchat saying he's leaving the kids with me on weekends???