America: *throws glitter in the air* Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!
Russia: wut
Japan: Hai, Happy St. Varentine's Day.
South Korea: *hugs China from behind* Senpai, will you be my Valentine~?
China: Aiyah! I don't know what the racket about, Aru! Let go, Aru!
South Korea: Senpai, pls!
China: Off, Aru! *falls over* Aiyah!!
South Korea: *falls on top of China* SENPAI~! <3
England: *hiding from France and America*
France: Where is Angleterre~?
America: Dude, does he even celebrate this holiday?
Germany: *holding Italy's hand* Ja.
Italy: Ve, ve~! All of the European countries do!
Russia: *totally lost* Can someone explain, da?
Italy: *cracks open old, dusty book* Saint Valentine is a widely recognized third‑century Roman saint commemorated on February 14 and associated since the High Middle Ages with a tradition of courtly love.
Russia: Oh..
Russia: Oh!
Russia: Oh~
America: oh gawd, not again
South Korea: *kisses China*
China: *blushing, pushes South Korea away* It not July, Aru!
America: Bro, what?
Mother Earth: *flicks America on the forehead* International Kissing Day, dipshit. (July 6th)
America: Ow!
France: *finds England* Angleterre~
England: *scared British noises* (If you're wondering what that sounds like just think about Danisnotonfire screaming loudly.)
France: Ohonhonhon!
Japan: Good thing I brought my camera. *holds up his camera, ready for a full out photoshoot to go down*
Italy: Ve.. Where's Big Brother Spain?
France: *holding England tightly so he can't run away* He's with Romano~
England: I SWEAR, AFTER THIS BLOODY PARTY IS OVER, I WILL CURSE YOU TO THE FUCKING MOON, YOU FROG!!
France: *kisses England* That leaves me the whole party to do whatever I want~ Ohonhonhon!
England: *blushing furiously while thrashing in France's arms* LET GO OF ME, YOU WANKER!
America: *being held by Russia* Dude, what the hell happened to this party?
Leia: Yaoi, yaoi happened, Amerika-kun.
America: God dammit!
2p!China: *bursts through the door* Someone stole the fucking cauliflower and now the damn party is ruined!
(I don't know what that was but I do know the nations are all gonna be busy tonight... if u know wut i mean)
