The Basically Brothers Chat
Kai: Jay
Kai: Jayyyyyy
Jay: What Kai
Kai: I have an idea
Jay: That usually is not good
Kai: Trust me, it is
Jay: Okayyyy?
Kai: Okay
Kai: So the plan is
Kai: Who can annoy Nya more.
Jay: ...
Jay: Do you have a death wish?
Kai: Actually...
Kai: I don't want to die yet
Kai: I still have this year's worth of hairgel
Jay: ...
Jay: We really need to limit your spending
Jay: It's not healthy to spend £3500 a year on hairgel
Kai: Wha
Kai: I need it for purposes.
Kai: Anyway, if not Nya, who then?
Kai: Lloyd?
Jay: Again, do you have a death wish
Jay: Nya very protective over our son
Jay: I don't think she will take too kindly to you annoying Lloyd.
Kai: Fair, what about Zane?
Jay: 🤨
Jay: You remember he has no ability to get angry
Kai: PIXAL?
Jay: Same as Zane
Kai: Cole?
Jay: Yeah Cole should work
Kai: Neat. Both do in a group chat with him
Jay: Okays
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The three Stooges
Kai: Cole
Jay: Cole
Kai: Cole
Jay: Cole
Kai: Coleee
Jay: Coleeeeeeee
Kai: COLEE
Jay: COLEEEEEE
Cole: What!
Cole: guys?
Jay: 🦘🦘
Cole: Okay?
Kai: 🥔🥔
Cole: What?
Kai: I threw your pillows out the window
Jay: I set fire to your room
Kai: I burned your favourite shirt
Jay: I beat your high score
Kai: I ruined another one of your chilies
Jay: I ate all your cake.
Cole: I-
Cole: What-
Cole: You ate my cake Jay???
Jay: Yes
Cole: I-
Cole: YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD WALKER 😡😡😡😡😡
Kai: Looks like you win
Cole: NOWHERE ON THIS EARTH CAN PROTECT YOU NOW.
Jay: Fuck this I gone.. 😬😬
Jay: Byeeeee 👋
Jay has left the chat
Cole: Oh no you don't!
Cole has left the chat
Kai: Welp
Kai: Rip Jay
Kai has left the chat
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RandomTexting with your favourite Ninja! Thanks for reading. Will mainly contain JAYA as the shipping, but others will be mentioned. Requests welcomed!
