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Russia: I have an army.

America: We have a hulk.

Italy: I have a blanket.

Pirate Iggy: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!!

3p!England: Does Mr. Potter have the key?

Pirate Iggy: Even better, he has a drawing of a key!

Russia: jfc

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