Texting THE Avengers

Chapter 2- Teaming

Emma

I got my pringles, Bitches

Steve

Apparently, you're in the presence of language police chief Rogers, so you now need to be arrested. 

Emma

Have fun doing that when you can't even find me

Tony

She's good at this

Emma

Is that a compliment from THE Tony Stank?

Tony

I'm trying to compliment you and you use that against me

Emma

What can I say, my motto is: "Never let anyone live it down."

Natasha

I like that motto, can I take it?

Emma

I love you, but no. Rephrase it.

Natasha

"Never let Stark live it down"

Emma

*Stank

Natasha

Yeah, sorry, "Never let Stank live it down."

Peter

CAN EVERYONE REMEMBER THAT SHE KNOWS MY IDENTITY

Emma

And your address

Sam

If she wanted to kill you, she would've done it already

Emma

No, not really. I'm more of the slow torture type

Thor

Oh my me! I just arrived on Earth, what is this chat?

Emma

Nice to meet you Thor. How have you been?

Thor

Who is this Emma?

Tony

That's the problem, we don't know.

Emma

I do.

Tony

You're irrelevant.

Emma

But this whole thing was because of me, so you're irrelevant.

Tony