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❝fuck men 2021❞
you: would i make a good stripper?
betty: yes
lydia: totally can i also ask why?
you: i need to have a backup plan because school isn't cutting it for me i'm not going to uni
lydia: you aren't???
you: yes i'll just live my whole life in my hometown get pregnant by a rich man and be a stay at home mom who drives a range rover and picks her kids up from football practice
betty: that's valid i talked with my parents they want to send me to yeehaw land for uni
you: no no no NOT THE US YOU CAN'T LEAVE US
lydia: i won't allow it that's not acceptable no.
betty: talk to them then
you: oh well it's been great knowing you have fun!
lydia: talking to your parents is like a suicide mission
betty:
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❝tom riddle fan club❞
hermione: You can say I'm biased, But you guys fucked up so bad. It's funny.
harry: thanks i didn't know
ron: i'm a failure
hermione: Do something about it! Apologize.
harry: but ...
hermione: But ???
harry: idk i was hoping you would interrupt me anyway gtg quidditch practice
ron: but we don't have practice today?
harry: i'm the captain and i say we do so gtg
hermione: Ok 🙄 Call me when you want to be honest Men (derogatory).
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