The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

lion bitch🦁❤️
have any of you seen my sister?
we need her approval for something🤡

if it involves the slytherins count me out
however
if it involves your own house
i'm in

lion bitch🦁❤️
dude
wtf are you?

my moony🌙❤️
you really don't want to know

puppy🐕🖤
what he said

blondie👯‍♀️
i just wanna make something clear
she forced me

sister❤️
i give it five minutes

best black👯‍♀️
i give it three

lion bitch🦁❤️
ummm...
did i just see something explode?

yep
your broom wasn't anywhere near that right?

baby black🥺🖤
no
but i was walking to class
thanks
now i'm gonna be late for divination

drop that class👀
ghoul studies is better

baby black🥺🖤
i'm taking that one next year with ancient studies
today we were gonna do palm reading

puppy🐕🖤
i can read your palm
it says you're a bitch

baby black🥺🖤
actually
that's you big bro

wormy🐭✨
i'm-

ángel🥺❤️
wow

is he wrong tho?

lion bitch🦁❤️
he isn't

blondie👯‍♀️
i always knew there was something special about you regulus
i just never expected a savage being

baby black🥺🖤
been hanging around jade way too long

you people say that like it's a bad thing :(

angel🥺❤️
it's not bunny

sister❤️
you're just very...

best black👯‍♀️
expressive

lion bitch🦁❤️
blunt
the word is blunt
and bitchy

i'm-
well shit🤡

my moony🌙❤️
we love that about u little vix

lion bitch🦁❤️
i don't
sometimes being bitchy is a bad thing yk

puppy🐕🖤
james
deep waters
this is something you don't want to talk about in a gc

baby black🥺🖤
james
that's your sister🤡

it's not the first time he's called me a bitch yk
probs won't be the last
i don't even care anymore.

sister❤️
potter
i have a bat bogey hex with your name written all over it
don't fucking test me

lion bitch🦁❤️
but i didn't even say anything wrong!
my god-

angel🥺❤️
you called your twin a bitch
and now i'm suddenly not feeling very nice

wormy🐭✨
prongs
you better hide
when alice isn't feeling nice
we fear for our lives

okay but that kinda rhymed💀

wormy🐭✨
ikr

baby black🥺🖤
i'm proud of that rn
now where's james
imma kill him

puppy🐕🖤
transfiguration

baby black🥺🖤
okay
i'm not going in there

puppy🐕🖤
sunshine
minnie's asking for you

tell her i'm omw
idk
lie or something
say i got my period
or myrtle made me piss my pants
idk

puppy🐕🖤
i told her that you went to change your uniform because peeves threw another ink bomb at you
she says that she's going to talk to peeves
but she's asking for proof
mamma knows us so well🤡

sent a photo!
i took that one the last time it happened
which was five weeks ago🤡
i'm by myrtle's bathroom
i'll be there in two minutes at most
also
james
you better hide 😌

my moony🌙❤️
you talked to peeves?

and the portraits
peeves already knows the drill
that's my boy right there 😩✊🏼

baby black🥺🖤
the fact that peeves protects you guys is amazing

he's our boy
he protects us, we protect him
it's a mutual agreement
i'm outside

best black👯‍♀️
mess up your hair so it looks like you ran

blondie👯‍♀️
act winded

sister❤️
and for the love of god
scream or some shit once you come inside

oh honey
i don't scream
unless provoked😌

wormy🐭✨
pads
she's talking to you

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁