I woke up and realized that I was naked.
AHH!
I changed but I didn't see Stefan.
HE SAID HE LOVED ME YESTERDAY!
Did he dip after that? How sad.
I went downstairs and saw him cooking breakfast.
AND HE CAN COOK!
"Morning baby." He said to me.
"Morning Stephanie." I replied.
"I made pancakes." He stated as he handed the plate to me.
PANCAKES?!
I ate them, like I inhaled that shit.
I wonder where all the food goes?
It's my ass. That's why it's so fat.
"Do you think my ass is fat?" I asked Stefan.
He looked at it and thought for a second.
"I don't know how to respond without sounding like a fuck boy who's just using your body." He replied.
I started laughing. "Babe we all know that you're not using me for my body. It's the other way around."
"Oh- wait what?" He asked.
"I'm kidding." Well kind of. His abs are a plus.
I grabbed my phone and saw that my ex-boyfriend called me.
The one who slept with my mom.
"Hello?" I asked.
"Hey babe, where's your mom?" He asked flirtatiously.
"Oh you know, hell." I replied.
"Funny joke. Where is she?" He asked sternly.
"Bro she's dead. Where else would she go?" I said.
"I literally saw her yesterday." He answered.
"You're either high on weed or you're delusional. Either one I wish you good luck." I said and hung up.
"Who was that?" Stefan asked me.
"Ex." I replied.
"Oh yikes." He said.
I like Stefan. He's not insecure and he knows that he's the best - ew - boyfriend I have ever had.
EW!
I can never have a boyfriend that needs reassurance all the time. I would get sick of him.
"Wait you have tattoos." I remembered.
"Oh yea." Stefan replied.
Yes on some people tattoos are ahh but HOLY SHIT STEFAN LOOKS HOT WITH THEM!
"I want a tattoo on my ankle." I said.
"Really what kind?" He asked.
I thought for a while, "A heart with the letter O in it." I replied.
"O?" He asked.
"Yea an O," I said.
"How come?" He questioned.
"No reason." I replied and took his arm.
"Okay well I know someone here who does tattoos. We can go if you're sure you want one."
He told me and I nodded.
"YES!" I yelled and dragged him to his car.
We arrived at the tattoo place and AHH I'm excited.
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The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister
General Fiction*Not a well written book. don't say i didn't warn you *written in 2020 so cringe humor Chasity Russo is a crazy sarcastic girl who wants to live life to the fullest and doesn't care about rules. She is living her best life until a life changing even...
