Eret x Reader one-shots

-S P A N I S H 🤩-

edit: i had to change the title cause my original idea was different lol

lol i uhm—
need to do a shit ton of homework 😩
it's fine
Summary: WOAH PART 3 TO THE FUCKING 'i'm evil' CHAPTER AYUP

Pronouns:They/Them

Type:lol

Warnings:bullying + swearing (in spanish and english lol)

Relationship: ayo fuck you guys i'm not putting it cause you should know and i don't wanna get spammed with 'oh my god they were roommates' again—
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After the mild incident with you and Eret, the day went as it usually does. Normal classes, lunch, everything went as it usually did. Until the end of the day, when you had a small little run-in with someone in particular you absolutely hated.
Her name? Gonna be honest. You had no fucking clue. All you knew was she was a brat.
"Listen, I told you to stay away from Eret! He hates people like you!"
She yelled at you and you just stared at her with a blank face.
"What do you mean people like me. You're the exact fucking same."
She raised her hand up to hit you before you brought out the ultimate defense, confusion.
"Hey, escucha hombre, no estoy listo para esto."
She stared at you in complete confusion, her hand never making contact with your face.
"Eso es lo que pensé idiota."
You scoot away from her as she just stares at you as you walk away.
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"Hey."
Eret says to you in the kitchen as you walk inside the room.
"Hola-"
You smile as you sit at the counter. "I yelled at some girl in Spanish today, fun, huh?"
Eret just stares at you for a moment, and looks away.
"Where'd you learn Spanish?"
"Google translate."
"That's not a very reliable source."
"And? i've been doing this since like— age nine, just yelling at people in Spanish. Completely normal."
"You should meet Quackity, he'd enjoy you."
"Sure, whatever."
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lol short
this is uhm 😀
chaotic
that's fine
translation to the spanish
"Hey, escucha hombre, no estoy listo para esto."
"Hey, listen man, i'm not ready for this"

"Eso es lo que pensé idiota"
"That's what i thought idiot."

have a great day/night/whateva
-Mellohi💕

(if you can and haven't watch Stargate SG-1 it's so fucking amazing but also ✨d a n i e l j a c k s o n✨)