(Everyone joined the chat)
Daruk: You here?
Mipha: Yes, I have Flame Guard extra for 1 whole day
Urbosa: 1 day too
Link: I don't need anything lol-
Revali: I got a guard for 24 hours.
Zelda: Bruh that's like one day- I got Flame guard also, and Link, being my appointed knight, has 3 day lasting elixirs in his unlimited inventory in case someone needs anything!
Daruk: The Gorons servants have those too. You can call them, they're be walking behind those pillars to serve you things. GORO
Link: Yes, and it's hard finding these in here it's all jumbled in my pocket space.
*To Goron City*
Daruk: Ok, we're now setting up. Better do it quick because Death Mountain just erupted last night, so the lava should be fresh.
Zelda: Ok, ooh what are these pools made of?
Mipha: I think the base is rocks
Daruk: Nope! It's Ruby Rockies.
Revali: What's that I don't feel safe anymore!
Daruk: Rubies. It turned a regular rock color, because we put in some secret stuff, but it still sparkles like a ruby!
Mipha: Actually, nice idea!
(Revali has changed Mipha's name to Firefighter Fish)
Firefighter Fish: What's THAT all about?!
Revali: Well, since you're a Zora and you have your trident, you could put away the lava spills!
Mipha: No! I'm gonna run out of water! Plus, my healing magic goes away if I don't have water around, so my trident provides unlimited water spouting from the tip. But, NO.
(Firefighter FIsh has changed name to Mipha)
Daruk: SHOWS STARTING IN 3 2 1 Go
Zelda: This pool is refreshing.
Link: Oh my goddess that Goron is JUST A BABY!
Urbosa: he HAS to be jumping from the small board!
Mipha: NO NO NO HE'S GOING TO THE TALLEST BOARD JUST BELOW DEATH MOUNTAIN'S PEAK
Urbosa: NO HECKING WAY
Daruk: OH NO NO BOI YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO UP THERE-
Link: HE LEAPED OFF
Zelda: I'm closing my eyes I can't see this
Daruk: HE SMACKED ON THE LAVA
Revali: AND HE ISN't COMING UP
Daruk: He died. Well, next!
Mipha: Who's gonna take out t-the..b-body?
Daruk: Daruk: Tradition: We put the bodies in Death Mountain, we use a cannon to fire them in the volcano, and if Death Mountain erupts, and their bodies spring out again, their soul has returned, and we throw them in Death Mountain again, deeper this time.
Link: HOW
Zelda: COME
Mipha: WE
Revali: DIDN'T
Urbosa: KNOW
Link: ABOUT
Everyone but Daruk: THIS
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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