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Urbosa: No one went on. Hm, it's fine. That's not my main goal rn...
Urbosa: Ok. I'm in the hideout.....
Urbosa: SHOOT that blademaster nearly saw me
Urbosa: They keep prisoners over here...
Urbosa: OH MA GAWDDESSES
Urbosa: Link and Zelda have the same stall, they're both in the condition like Link was in last time!!!!
Urbosa: Gotta take them back...wow, Link is light! Tho the sword isn't...
Urbosa: Oh shi* that Yiga saw me....
Random Yiga Dude: *Whistles loudly*
Urbosa: Snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap LIGHTNING
Urbosa: Now run
Urbosa: Catch a sand seal....GOT YOU
*Gerudo Town (but I like to call it Desert Lady City)*
Urbosa: Riju, Buliara, HERE'S LINK AND ZELDA. They're be staying with us for 1 week or so, longer if they need more recovery.
Riju: Um Urbosa we found something, your highness.
Urbosa: *raises eyebrows* Yes, Riju?
Riju: They snapped both of Zelda's ankles and stabbed 9 shock arrows through Link's chest.
Urbosa: GODDESS! Those Yiga dudes really know how to MAKE ME ANGRY
Riju: ....
Buliara: ....
Urbosa: I'm gonna make sure they never see a grain of sand again. Or, even better, MIGHTY BANANAS!
*After a long day of nonstop slaying*
Urbosa: *Huff* *Puff* *pant pant* *sigh* I GOT *pant* THEM *pant* ALL!
Buliara: Ok, your majesty you might wanna get some rest now.
URbosa: *Pant pant pant* SUre, Riju.
Urbosa: *takes a nap*
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Meanwhile,
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Mipha: Hey a lady named Selmie is hosting snow events! Wanna try?
Daruk: Sure
Revali: I guess so
*Time skip*
Selmie: Hi! My first visitors! There's some events: 1, shield surfing, ice mazes, snow bowling, skiing, snow boko building, snow house crafting, or ice slide! 2, you can go inside my cabin, look at my shields, drink hot cocoa, sit by the cooking pot fire, or use the cooking pot and cook us all a meal, so you can get a free Royal Guards' Shield.
Mipha: Sounds lovely! I'll do snow bowling first.
Daruk: Me too!
Revali: Same here.
Selmie: Ok, so these are the giant bowling pins you have to knock down, and you have to take a giant snowball, and roll it down the hill, trying to hit down ALL of the pins. Simple, yet requires skill.
Mipha: ok, this is a steep hill! *rolls*
Selmie: Sweet! You got 8 pins out of 10.
Daruk: My turn! I'll fix it up again. ok, lemme ROLL! *rolls hard*
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