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dicks and chicks
[11 participants]

lilah
avengers assemble!

declan
really?

mason
again?

chilly
ffs

madders
leave her alone

aila
HERE

kepa
I'm here haha

august
present

minter
here mfs

behz
why are we here?

lilah
why does Marcos never speak
does he just hate us or something

kepa
he hates you

lilah
woah
sassy kepa is here today
hey boo

kepa
hey 😁

mason
can we all go for a nandos
please
I'm in some dire need of chicken

august
you have lilah for that
she's a great cook

aila
don't make her ego even bigger august
I'm down for a nandos

lilah
please I'm a sick cook
and yeah let's go for Nandos

madders
we're 2 hours away so no

chilly
yeah bugger off

lilah
TRANSFER THEN
stupid pricks

chilly
shut your mouth

madders
hush child

august
omg stop why is lilah so mean today

aila
go off lilah

kepa
i've never had nandos

minter
you've never lived

behz
nandos slaps kepa
me and Minter are down for a nandos.

august
lilah
have mason's babies

lilah
woah
where's that come from then

aila
please they'd be so cute

mason
i agree
we would have pretty damn cute kids

chilly
we've discussed this before
i agree with mason

madders
yeah same
you'd actually have such cute kids
and they'd DEFINITELY be the best footballer on the pitch at all times

lilah
i feel PreSsUrEd
no but seriously if i could i would
just not right now
i like work too much

declan
why can't you have them
you've never actually told us this
like any of us
not even mason

lilah
well I can
slim chance though
i have PCOS
which is polycystic ovary syndrome

aila
what
omg no stop
not you of all people

lilah
trust me when i found out i cried for like 5 hours
i always wanted kids when i was younger
but life happens

chilly
but there's still a chance right?

madders
very slim
like she just said

minter
when did you find out?

behz
I'm upset
malilah babies would be so cute

lilah
if i remember correctly I was 15
 but i can't remember exactly when

mason
why'd you never tell anyone

lilah
cause i thought it was embarrassing
i don't even think Frizz knows about it
that's why i stopped saying i wanted kids all of a sudden when we were younger

declan
right I'm gonna cry for you
you should've told us
you know we would never judge you

august
stop it lilah i'm actually crying
i wish it wasn't you

aila
thanks I'm crying now too
you didn't deserve that 💗

lilah
hey i've come to terms with it
it's been 6 years roughly
still sucks that i've got the slimmest chance to have kids of my own tbh

chilly
what about a surrogate?
like would you be up for that?

lilah
nope
sounds bad but if i want a kid i wanna carry it
i don't want a stranger to do it
plus the heartbreak for the surrogate when they have to give the kid back to me?
i wouldn't be able to cope with it

madders
i feel bad for changing the discussion
sorry Lilah

lilah
don't be
i know you guys are here for me
otherwise i wouldn't use kepa as a stressball

kepa
i like that job
and i hope one day the world blesses you with a little Mount
because if I'm honest, they'd be so damn cute

lilah
right kepa's set me off crying
thanks Kepa

behz
lilah you'd be such a sick mum
i hope you get to be one day ❤

declan
i really hope so too, i'd love to be an uncle

august
godmother here!!

aila
same here!!

chilly
we'd all be good aunties/uncles
and Malilah would be sick parents

mason
😊

lilah
i'm crying in the bathrooms at cobham, thanks 😁
you're all so sweet
i love you all 💙

♡♡♡




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