(Hi! I wanted to test this out. If my fans like it, I might as well make more! So tell me in the comments section, how you liked it!)
(Link and Zelda has joined the chat)
(Mario and Peach has joined the chat)
Link: Hey What are you doing here
Mario: PEACH -
Peach: Mario Honey! I told you to stay calm!
Mario: I can't while these dorks are scamming me-
Link: EXCUUUUUUSE-
Zelda: IT'S PEACH! Link's little sister is IN LOVE WITH YOU! Are you really Peach? Gimme a picture!
Peach:
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Zelda: OMG IT'S REALLY YOU
Link: Well, Mario SETTLE OR I'LL RIP CAPPY
Mario: AND I'LL CUT EPONA'S HEAD OFF
Link: THEN I'LL SHRED LUIGI
Peach: wait Luigi has nothing to do with this-
Mario: THEN I'LL DEFORM THE MASTER SWORD
Link: THEN I'LL RESURRECT BOWSER
Mario: THEN I'LL AWAKEN GANON 20 YEARS EARLY
Link: GANON WAS BORN OVER 100,00 YEARS AGO. YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HYRULE, MUSHROOM PLUMBER
Mario: *GASP* THEN ZELDA IS MINE
Link: *GASP* THEN PEACH IS MINE TO KEEP
Mario: The roasting challenge is up. I'm first because I'm #1.
Why was Link named Link?
Because Link means chain, so Link's fate is to get chained up!
Link: HOW DARE YOU-
Why is Wario so similiar to Mario?
Because both are round, has a big nose, and ARE STUPID
Mario: YOU lITTLE RAT-
Why does every Ganon aim for you?
Because you're their target!
Peach: I didn't get that one
Zelda: LINK STOP-
Link: THAT ONE WAS SO BAD-
You know TLoZ Is a cool series?
And that they didn't include you?
Why?
Because your gang isn't cool enough!
Zelda: NO-
Peach: mario dear, it's time for your anger lessons
Mario: THIS IS MY ANGER LESSONS-
Why were you over 100 years old?
Because the game wanted you to be so old, you forgot how to hold a sword!
Link: FOR YOUR INFORMATION-
Why does Mario jump so much?
Because, his butt is so bouncy...
And he keeps on farting!
Zelda: LINK I WILL-
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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