(Link, Zelda, Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, and Revali joined the chat)
LINK: I'm scared
DARUK: I'm gonna read the questions this time, and I'm already freaked out
REVALI: Heh I wonder how many secrets I can learn
URBOSA: I hope the questions aren't too personal
MIPHA: Agreed
ZELDA: Let's just get this over with
DARUK: The first question is from lolcanieatyou
REVALI: What do they ask?
DARUK: They say "Do u think your cool or not cool"
REVALI: I'm cool. Everyone likes me
URBOSA: That's debatable
LINK: You are cool Revali
REVALI: The guy actually agrees with me for once
LINK: I meant because you live near the Hebra Mountains, which are frozen and cold
REVALI: ....
DARUK: I'm not cool at all, just burning hot
MIPHA: I guess
URBOSA: My people don't mind me
ZELDA: Yeah I'm cool
LINK: Nobody is as cool as me
MIPHA: Did Link just summon a sheikah motorcycle. Whoa...
REVALI: >:(
DARUK: Question 2 is from icefangalt
REVALI: What do they ask?
DARUK: They say "Revali, do you have any thought on that "Icefang" character? He's very shadowy and little is known about him"
REVALI: You mean that guy from Earth?
URBOSA: First, where is earth. Second, do you have a friend and you didn't tell us?
REVALI: I have tons of friends! And anyways, I found a fanfiction on a website called "wattpad" by some loser called ZeldaFan00003 about us going to earth and meeting some guys and a person called Icefang.
DARUK: So what are your thoughts on him
REVALI: Well the Revali from that story could tell you all about him, but not me, I'm from a different story.
MIPHA: I thought you read this fanfiction
REVALI: Nah, I read the first two chapters and blew up my laptop with bombs.
LINK: Oh
DARUK: Okay then. Next question is from Janis1116
LINK: What do they say?
DARUK: They say "Link how do u fell about Dark Link?"
LINK: Um Dark Link? Who?
REVALI: He's from other video games in the Zelda Franchise, but not our game, so we don't know him
LINK: Tell me about this guy
REVALI: He is you but dark
LINK: How do I feel about Dark Link? I think that he is dark
URBOSA: Wow. Never would've guessed
ZELDA: And apparently Ravioli spends most of his time on the internet
DARUK: Next question is from JonathanLane6.
REVALI: What do they say?
DARUK: They ask "Can you eat a whole tree"
LINK: I'm the one who eats a lot, so I'll answer the question
LINK: I cannot eat a whole tree. However, I can eat a whole Lynel
URBOSA: ........
DARUK: Final question is a real good one
ZELDA: I got a bad feeling about this
DARUK: johel1234567 says this "For everyone: are you guys virgins"
(Zelda left the chat)
LINK: Nope
URBOSA: I honestly don't know
REVALI: Yes
MIPHA: I don't know what that means
LINK: Lol
DARUK: Well that was a fun day with the Champions Group Chat! What shall we do next time?
LINK: I've run out of ideas
REVALI: Let's promote Ravioli TV and see if we can bring it back
(Urbosa kicked Revali off the chat)
DARUK: I'm gonna go eat some Rock Roasts
(Daruk left the chat)
URBOSA: Bye everyone
(Urbosa left the chat)
MIPHA: Bye Link
(Mipha left the chat)
REVALI: So Link, what do you say to a fist fight at midnight over at Satori Mountain
LINK: You have feathers, not fists. You are a bird
REVALI: Aw dang I forgot about that
(Link kicked Revali off the chat)
(Link left the chat)
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