Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)

Revali is Stupid

(Thank you so much ourprecioussushi123 for this idea :D)

(Everyone including Paya joined the chat)

Paya: Oh um what am  I doing here again

Silent Knight: ....

Urbosa: Oh no what's with the name again

Revali: Wait....can I jump from the top of Dueling Peaks stable to the ground?

Mipha: No the stable is tall-

Revali: I BELIEVE I CAN DO IT

Zelda: Oh goddess *closes eyes*

Revali: *slams on the ground hard having 2 broken rib cages and 1 broken arm, 2 broken legs and nearly all his feathers bombed off by this strange TNT he hit lying in the ground*

Paya: Master Revali! A-are you okay?!

Revali: *Sidon grin* Yes! I- *faints*

Paya: I-i should be going-

Impa: Paya dear you can have some more screen time!

Paya: Nevermind.

Urbosa: So uh no one's gonna talk about the 7th wheel?

Zelda: What-oh

Silent Knight: ... . . . .. . . .. . . . . . .   . .  . .  . .. .  . 

Mipha: ....Link are you okay

Silent Knight: 

Zelda: What about Isabelle?

Urbosa: What happened to Isabelle

Revali: Isabelle jumped off Dueling Peaks Stable-

Daruk: oh no little sis!

Urbosa: tsk tsk what now

Paya: Isn't that Isabelle? What happened to her?

Silent Knight: 

(Zelda has left the chat)

Urbosa: How?

Silent Knight: Revali did something

Daruk: I SEE MY TRUE LOVE LOST IN THE NORTH LANES-

Mipha: I see. Would you like to come over?

(Silent Knight has blocked Champion Chats)

Revali: REJECTED

Mipha: .....

Urbosa: REV-

Revali: Wait....-

(Revali has left the chat)

Daruk: Someone has to supervise that drunk Rito who landed himself on a pack on TNT bombs-

(Zelda has joined the chat screaming)

Urbosa: Did I read that correctly-

Zelda: OMG OMG OMG OH MY GODDESS OMG OMG OMG OMG REV-

Urbosa: Calm down little bird. Explain.

Zelda: Long story short: While Link locked himself in his castle room Revali barged in from the windows, carried him, and threw him down 45 stories. That's as tall as jumping down 20 stables stacked up with no glider or healing effect. Which, Link DIDN'T HAVE.

Daruk: WHY THE HELL- I MEAN HECK WOULD REVALI DO THAT WE NEED A NEW RITO CHAMPION

Urbosa: *facepalms*

Mipha: LINK!

(Mipha has left the chat)

Revali: Lil' sushi princess desperate to get to her future husband, huh?

Urbosa: We need an INTERViEW. NoW-

Daruk: 1. Revali why did you kill Link?

Revali: Cuz I wanted to and why not

Urbosa: Where did you come out of

Revali: My world

Zelda: AHH IT'S BEEN 10 minutes and he's falling- ouch he landed- WE NEED ER TREATMENT

Random hyrule nurse named Barbara:   Yes your majesty

Zelda: GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL NOW AND I WANT HIM TO HAVE 9 bodyguards by the door and 5 inside with him WITH THE BEST SWORDSMEN AND WEAPONS

Random dude: Yes 

Zelda: GET HIM UNDER YOUR BEST CARE. IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HIM YOU WILL ALL BE EXECUTED  AND THIS BUILDING WILL BE TORN DOWN

Random: Yes princess

Daruk: wow

Urbosa: MLG ZEL

Revali: i need to chew a pack of illegal smuggled gummy lynels

Urbosa: eww- WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF IT

Daruk: What

Urbosa: REV KILLED ISABELLE

 Zelda: Yes if you read it at the top Link says- OH I GET IT Revali IS DEAD

Urbosa and Daruk: Hey Zelda I'm craving for some Rito drumsticks. May I have some leftovers?

Zelda: Sure! I'll have a booth at Castle Town

Urbosa: I owe you

Zelda: Shucks.

Daruk: What's a Guardian's fave store?

Urbosa: IDK

Zelda: SHRUGGie

Daruk: Target!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAhaHAhaHAhAHaHAhaHahahahahahahahAHaHahahA

Revali: Well; lemme go sabotage Isabelle;'s sassy funeral

urbosa: FUC-

(Revali has left the chat)

(Urbosa has disconnected)

Zelda: Oh NO URBOS-

(Zelda has disconnected)

Daruk: Wait it's nothing- THERE'S A POWER OUTAGE WELL- AHHH

(Daruk has disconnected)

hi bye thank ourprecioussushi123 for this marvelous idea for Rev to do something stupid ya thanks by more ideas and dares are appreciated so see ya and happy fanart friday btw yayayaya