IDOL HIGH SCHOOL
professor: ok class today we are going to take care of an egg
student: why so professor?
professor: to show the evolution of an animal starting from the egg. now here are the partners Jennie and Nayeon, Jisoo and Jihyo, Lisa and Jeongyeon, Rose and Dahyun, Momo and Sana *finishes the list of partners* I hope you like your partners because I'm not changing them and here are your eggs
Jennie: I'm glad your my partner Nayeon eonni
Nayeon: me too I'm really glad that it's not Momo or she would ate the egg already
Momo: hey I heard that :(
Nayeon: hehe
Rose: let's name the egg Jesus
Dahyun: yes finally someone that agrees with me
Jeongyeon: how the hell are we supposed to take care of an egg? sit on it?
Lisa: that is an eggcellent idea
Jeongyeon: hahaha!! that was a good one Manoban
Jennie: look at those 2 idiots
Nayeon: Hey Jeongyeon why are you sitting on the damn egg you're supposed to take care of it!
Jeongyeon: I am
Lisa: do you not know how chickens take care of their eggs?
Jennie: ahh now we understand you're sitting on the egg because you guys are chickens
Lisa: WE'RE NOT CHICKENS WE'RE COOLEST
Jennie: having the same brain size as a chicken is not cool Lisa now eonni lets get away from these chickens
Lisa and Jeongyeon: HEY GET BACK HERE *chases Jennie and Nayeon*
Jihyo: yeah you guys are not going anywhere
Jisoo: take the damn egg and leave
Jeongyeon: ok ok we'll go
Outside of school
Jeongyeon: you wanna take care of this damn egg?
Lisa: nope do you?
Jeongyeon: no
Lisa: well shit what do we do then?
Jeongyeon: I mean we can eat the egg
Lisa: right we can always get a new one
Jeongyeon: but the little shit has to hatch
Lisa: this damn project is not due till like next week
Jeongyeon: ok then LETS GO COOK THIS EGG!!
Nayeon for afar: those 2 are going to fail
Jennie: agreed
Nayeon: hey don't you think we should name the egg?
Jennie: but what?
Nayeon: Son Chaeyoung
Jennie: why Son Chaeyoung?
Nayeon: because it's small and tiny and if we draw hair on the egg it'd look just like chaeyougie
Chaeyoung: meanie
Nayeon: god damn it Chaeyoung you scared me where did you come from?
Jennie: NAYEON THE EGG
