dicks and chicks
[11 participants]
lilah
not footie getting cancelled
cba just wanna be at Stamford Bridge
mason
i feel sorry for me
i'm stuck in a house until April with Delilah
lilah
you'll be dead in 2 minutes if you call me delilah again
kepa
all of us = bored
august
kepa = speaking facts
lilah
no but seriously
how bored are we gonna be
chilly
not like we can even go to work
bc work is our hobby smh
old man madders
hope i can get my hair cut soon
if i can't i might die
aila
i can picture you with curtains
i can picture chilly with a proper boff head
lilah
his hair is a mess already
and it's greasy
chilly
it's not greasy
lilah
ben
you LATHER it in gel
it's greasy
mason
violated
kepa
is my hair greasy?
what does that even mean
aila
i forget he's spanish
it means it looks oily
so it looks dirty
and ben's hair is always greasy
chilly
why am i being targeted
this isn't nice
lilah
this is entertaining
keep going pls I'm bore
mason's too busy playing warzone
mason
come join me then
lilah
no bc my chair is still broken
and it gets uncomfortable sitting on ur knee
behz
well it doesn't for him
that's for sure
minter
ethan ffs
aila
why-
no xx
august
thanks
that's engraved in my brain now
declan
wow
thanks august
mason
well-
he's not wrong
lilah
bye
done
gonna jump off a bridge
declan
please do
lilah
shut up
chilly
april 3rd
just under a month till we go back guys
august
what happens if it's more than a month
what do we do then?
lilah
get absolutely shredded
kepa
eat and get chubby
august
i like kepa's idea
aila
same same
lilah
sod off then
assholes
old man madders
someone's spicey today
what's up
lilah
I'm bOrEd
i might go on a walk with the dog
at least it's sunny
mason
don't go without me
lilah
get ur fat arse off ur ps4 then
mason
but I'm in the middle of a game
aila
domestic in the malilah household
sad times
lilah
OMG NO I CAN'T SEE ALFIE OR ALICIA
WTF
I'm actually gonna cry
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author's note - the chilly book should be out today at some point!!!
the title is still the same (Till Forever Falls Apart) but it has a COMPLETELY different concept to the original!! <3
YOU ARE READING
Hey There Delilah➛Mason Mount
Fanfiction'Delilah I can promise you, that by the time we get through, the world will never ever be the same, and you're to blame' ♡♡♡ started; 17/02/21 restarted; 25/02/21 finished; 16/04/21 ♡♡♡ cover by me x
