𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁

𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂

[*cried instead of editing*]

There were a couple things each version of our beloved Mitachurl girl learned about one another.

Y/n, the one who can't even fight a mouse but knows how to use a gun.

She lives happily with her mother who just can't seem to stay out of trouble.

Her father is absent more times than not, supposedly on a business trip.

What n/n was most shocked by was that she hated everyone n/n liked and liked everyone n/n hated.

"Whaaaat? You don't like Razor!?" n/n cried, her e/c eyes wide in disbelief.

Y/n frowned, "No... he's kinda weird. Scratch that, really weird. He speaks strange too."

N/n stared at her doppelganger and pure shock, "What the heck? Razor may not be the best at speaking but he's still really cool and he gives really good hugs!"

Y/n frowned, "With that stink? Nope."

"You're a monster-" n/n wheezed, "What about Amber? Diluc? Kaeya? Bennett? Klee?"

"Hm... too nosy, doesn't smile, irritating, unlucky and annoying." Y/n replied simply.

"Miss Lisa? Venti? Aether-!?" N/n tried.

"Creepy. Drunkard. No personality."

N/n stopped, eyes wide, "Wow..."

Y/n frowned, "What?"

N/n looked at her hands, "Man, you suck."

"EH??? TAKE THAT BACK!"

A grin found its way onto y/n's face as she began cracking her knuckles, "Get over here and make me! Nobody insults the people I care about and gets away with it!"

Before y/n could react, n/n punched her in the nose with an angry, "Eleka! Square up!"

There was screeching as the identical females fought each other in the middle of the street, a couple of Knights watching in confusion.

"TAKE IT BACK!" N/n shouted, strangling her doppelganger.

"TAKE WHAT BACK-!?" Y/n snapped back, struggling to breathe.

"WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY FRIENDS! RAZOR IS A GREAT HUNTER AND SUPER NICE TO EVERYONE! AMBER IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND SUPER COMPASSIONATE! DILUC DOES SMILE! HIS SMILE IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN! KAEYA ISN'T IRRITATING! HE'S HANDSOME AND SUPER FUNNY! BENNETT MAY BE UNLUCKY BUT HE'S SAVED ME MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT! AND KLEE IS THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN!" y/n screeched, "MISS LISA TAUGHT ME HOW TO READ! VENTI IS THE MOST AWESOME BARD IN THE WORLD AND AETHER IS THE SMARTEST BLOND EVER!"

Y/n blinked, shocked by the sudden outburst then smirked, "Oh?"

N/n frowned, "What?"

"Do you maybe have a crush on Kaeya, don't you?" Y/n inquired and n/n tilted her head.

"Crush...?" she echoed.

"You have feelings for him!" Y/n exclaimed, laughing, "Oh my archons, you've got the feels for Kaeya!"

N/n's eye twitched as her cheeks heated up, "I... uhm... SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"

There was more shrieking from both females as they continue fighting on the street like angry cats, y/n teasing n/n about her crush on Kaeya while n/n threatened to tear her throat out.

(I'm never having children. Ever.)