Deo @TimeDeo •
@Tommyinnit
@TubboLive
I've heard about Tubbo (of course, I've heard about Tubbo)
The one who snatched you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you barely talk to me
I've heard about his personality, height and likes
Push against his obsession with bees
I've thought about what he looks like dead
I'm not insane, though
Tommyinnit @Tommyinnit •
Replying to @TimeDeo •
Deo, Do we have to talk about something?
Tubbo @TubboLive •
Replying to @Tommyinnit and @TimeDeo •
Tommy I think he wants to kill me
Deo @TimeDeo •
Replying to @TubboLive •
I am outside of your house with a bow aimed at your bedroom window
𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘿
~~~
Ghostbur, Unsure: Nice to meet you! I.. Think you two are dating..? Your Tommy's boyfriend, right?
Tommy eyeing Deo to make sure he doesn't say anything dumb that can make the ghost call him his boyfriend
TimeDeo: I am not his boyfriend
Tommy letting out a sigh of relief
TimeDeo: I am his fiancee
Ghostbur: Oh! So your my brother in la-
Tommy picking up a sack of potato and hitting Deo with it
Luke: No Deo's were harmed in the making of this scene-
~~~
Luke, Looking over at the seeds
Luke, With a smug face: Ahem* A seedy place
Techno and Wisp looking at them confused
Bitzel holding in a muffled laugh
Deo wishing not to die today
And Tommy looking at Luke with a death stare
Techno: What?
Deo: I do not wanna die today please..
Luke: A Seedy Place and Sweet Dreams.. ahem* S-
Tommy throwing a potato sack at Luke to shut him up
Bitzel and Deo laughing
While Wisp and Techno are still confused
(If you know then you know)
~~~
Tommy: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase
Deo: Sun, that's a coma
Tommy: Sounds festive
Bitzel: Why does that actually sound good?..
~~~
Deo: What’s something you guys are better than Tommy at?
Bitzel: Mario Kart
Wisp: Yeah, video games
Luke: Emotional vulnerability
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Wisp: Favorite horror movie?
Tommy: It
Bitzep: Saw
Luke: Annabelle
Deo: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
~~~
Tommy: Maybe summoning the Wither wasn't the greatest idea..
Luke: MAYBE?! THE WHOLE CITY IS DESTROYED!
Tommy: Nahh, He's just remodeling them, Right friend?!
The Wither turns around to face them and does a little nod before going back to destroying the buildings
Luke and Bitzel in unison: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Deo: I am honestly not surprised
~~~
Tommy, Deo, and Bitzel are sitting on a bench
Luke: Why do you guys look so sad?
Tommy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Luke sits down*
Deo: The bench is freshly painted.
~~~
Tommy: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Luke: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Bitzel?
Bitzel: Probably “road work ahead”.
Deo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them
~~~
Tommy: Wake me up…
Deo: Before you go go!
Bitzel: When September ends…
Luke: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Tommy: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Deo: Not if they consent to it.
Bitzel: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Luke: YES?!?
~~~
Tommy: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Deo: If?
Bitzel: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die
~~~
Tommy: If Deo and I were drowning, who would you save?
Bitzel: You two can’t swim?
Deo: It’s a hypothetical question, Bitzel! who would you save?
Bitzel: my time and effort.
~~~
Tommy: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Deo: It’s not a joke.
Deo: *sniffles*
Deo: I’m a legit snack.
~~~
Deo: Okay, truth or dare?
Tommy: Truth
Deo: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tommy:
Tommy: ..Dare
Deo: Go to bed.
Tommy: I don’t like this game.
~~~
Luke: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Bitzel: Go the fuck to sleep
Luke: What gif I don't want to?
Bitzel: Fuck You
~~~
Tommy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Deo: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Bitzel: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Luke: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Wisp: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
~~~
Tommy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Deo: Several traffic violations.
Bitzel: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Luke: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Wisp: Also, that’s not our car.
~~~
Tommy: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Deo: Looking right because you left
Bitzel: Looking up cause you let me down
Luke: Looking down cause you fucked up
Wisp: What is wrong with you guys
~~~
Tommy: Bye Deo! Bye Bitzel! Bye Luke! Bye Wisp! Bye Deo!
Bitzel: You said ‘bye Deo’ twice.
Tommy: I like Deo.
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Business Bay Oneshots and more
FanfictionI miss the the Business Bay so I decided to make a book filled with Oneshots, Incorrect Quotes, Headcannons and more that is centered around the Business Bay boys (But I like to pick favorites so Tommy will probably be the center of attention-)
