Preference
Requested by: No one
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~Bloodhound~
You: Did you know that grapes catch on fire in the microwave?
BH: How did you figure this out?
You: Experience. I've seen it... It's dark...
BH: You and Elliott did it, didn't you?
you: Ye
~Lifeline~
LL: B ean
You: Uhh what
LL: Bian
You: B i en
LL: ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ
~Pathfinder~
You: My sweet baby boy 💗
Path: But I'm not a baby, (Y/N)!
You: Mmm but you areeeee
Path: But I'm 75 years old!
You: WHA--
~Wraith~
W: Stop eating my candy
You: k
W: You're still doing it, the voices are telling me
You: Naw
W: (Y/N), stoppppppppppppp
You: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
W: You ate them all didn't u
You: Ye
~Bangalore~
You: I hid the body, now what?
Bang: lol sureeee btwww
Bang: I threw up on your new jeans
You: WHST
You: THEY'RE WHITEEEEEEE
~Caustic~
You: Do I use baking soda or powder for the cake?
C: Baking soda. DO NOT use the baking powder, It's not baking powder.
You: Christ what did you do????
C: Its cyanide
You: TF
~Mirage~
M: I want it that way
You: Tell me why!
M: Ain't nothing but a heart ache!
You: Tell me why!
M: Ain't nothing but a mistake!
You: Tell me why!
M: I never wanna hear you say
You: I want it that way!
~Octane~
O: What the fuck is object permanence?
You: Ya know that explains a lot
O: ?? What is it though
~Wattson~
W: •́ε•̀٥
You: ˶⚈Ɛ⚈˵
W: (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
You: *✧･ﾟ♡*( ͡˘̴ ͜ ʖ̫ ͡˘̴ ) •́ε•̀٥
W: ( ͡♥ 3 ͡♥)
~Crypto~
You: Crypto currency
C: Huh
You: You heard me
C: I wish I didn't
~Revenant~
You: The angel of death
You: FISTS YOU
You: And then you die
R: As long as I get to die then I don't care
You: If I was god would you let me fist you
R: No
You: Why
R: Cause it hurts you that you can't
You: Damn
~Loba~
L: What is OwO?
You: No, please just don't
L: ... O kay
~Rampart~
You: Do u think that banana's feel pain like when you're peeling them there's some high frequency scream inaudible to humans crying aloud pained and scared as we strip them of their skin and consume their soft insides?
Ram: Yes
You: k
~Horizon~
You: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
H: I suppose, Why?
You: Just checking :)
~Fuse~
You: Cuck
F: ?
You: cUck
F: Ok
You: WHAAGTUGGBU
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Apex legends oneshot/scenarios
FanfictionRequests: open So I'll write any and all angst, fluff, etc. It's my favourite, but no smut. I specialize in: (my fav characters so it'll be good af) Revenant Loba Fuse Mirage I won't write Gibraltar cause it'll be shit. No ocs and no character x...
