(Everyone has joined the chat)
Revali: UGH IT'S SO HOT HERE I WANT TO DIE
Urbosa: Well wdym I live here-
Zelda: I thought we were going to Hebra Mountain
Daruk: Oh my goddess it's perfect temperature here
Urbosa: Little bird what are you wearing?
Zelda: Winter clothes and I'm sweating like crazy in here
Urbosa: I-i have your clothes, would you like to change?
Zelda: YES
~After a change~
Zelda: I feel like a whole 'nother man
Mipha: Yay my water cloud is providing me water and I'm swimming like crazy
Daruk: Hey where's little guy
Revali: ?
Link: I'm right here though I'm tired and my whole body hurts thanks to Revali
Revali: 's Gale is not ready
Zelda: Revali's Pain is ready to kick in
Mipha: Link? You sure you don't want to ride Epona?
Link: Imma w-walk. *faints*
Daruk: That's it *Drags link on Epona*
Zelda: Anyway Urbosa are we almost there?
Urbosa: Yes. According to the Sheikah Slate map, we have 2 more minutes.
Daruk: *looks at Sheikah Slate* um....are we camping in a maze?
Urbosa: no- close to the maze. Look again
Revali: Oh i see it's......supposed to be...on a super tall cliff in the middle of nowhere and if you roll your body...you fall off?
Urbosa: Yes that's the place
Everyone But Urbosa: *facepalms*
Daruk: Then how are we gonna get there
Zelda: ?
Mipha: making a cart with those metal parts. If you screw up and fall off, DEATH
Zelda: But those are so NOT trustable
Urbosa: Ok....get building!
Revali: We could put a giant train
Urbosa: good idea
~Time skip~
Zelda: Ok then drag link off his horse and epona runs back to the Gerudo Stable
Epona: *runs*
Zelda: Omg we set into the air AHHH we're falling
Urbosa: Because the weight isn't equal......let's see....daruk is too heavy...and link is too light...
Zelda: Wait how is he light i thought he was heavy
Urbosa: Look on his side
Link: *his cart is very high because he's too light and flying above everyone's carts*
Mipha: Yes. He's very light for his age
Urbosa: good! This cliff is known for its height and it's view
Daruk: don't look down don't look down- I LOOKED DOWN AHH
Zelda: Omg we need to jump
Urbosa: *jumps* I barely made it!
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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