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dicks and chicks
[11 participants]

lilah
still reckon Ben should transfer to Chels

chilly
no
stop asking me

old man madders
he's mine forever
back off

mason
never
we won't stop until we have Chilwell at Chelsea.

aila
i love this
you don't want any of us but you want Ben

lilah
pls i'd have all of you on our team if i could
WAIT OMG
i need to add someone

lilah added lando

lando
what on earth is this

lilah
LANDOOOOOO

lando
LILAHHHHH

aila
OMG WAIT
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW LANDO

mason
this is torture

august
LANDO
HEY BAE <3

kepa
who is lando

lando
i am lando
hello
am i the youngest here?

declan
yes you are
I'm second youngest :)

lilah
literally no one cares declan

declan
violated
upset now thanks

august
oh am i glad I'm not in lockdown with you
no offence

declan
I'm taking offence
that was rude asf

chilly
RIP Declan Rice

lando
lilah's told me you suck

declan
LILAH

lilah
what you do
you suck

old man madders
cry-laughing

behz
LANDOOOO

lando
BEHZ

minter
LANDOOOOO

lando
MINIMINTERRRR

lilah
how'd you know that was simon
what

minter
my nickname is minter
el stupido

declan
haha ur stupid

lilah
I'll end ur career with my photos folder

declan
you dare.

lilah
yeah thought you'd shut up
how's everyone doing?

old man madders
bored
i want football back.

mason
same same
lilah's pecking head

lilah
NOT TRUE OMG
ur acc such a twat you know

august
weeing
I'm a bit lonely
declan didn't wanna stay with me

declan
sorry
my mum is priority

aila
wow-

lilah
i miss caroline
big up the boyos

lando
who let her listen to grime

lilah
i've been caught 😂
stop bullying me xx

declan
so lando's allowed to bully you but we're not

mason
yeah precisely my question
why can't we bully you

lilah
cause i've got blackmail for you lot
the only blackmail i have on lando is that i've watched him chug coke then a bottle of milk and he threw up everywhere

lando
LILAH
exposed

declan
i wanna see this
show me

mason
i wanna see it too
why did i not see it

lilah
coz u were playing warzone

behz
i wanna see this too
show me

minter
show us omg

lando
lilah don't show them

lilah
oooo i can blackmail you now
thank you Lando
set yourself up for that one

lando
dammit

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author's note - i want mason to shout at me like he shouts at players who try and slide-tackle him tbh.

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