Peter
Whyyyyyyyyyy
Tony
?
Emma
Whyyyyyyyyyyy what?
Peter
MJ
Emma
What about her?
Tony
Girlfriend problems?
Peter
You could say that...
Emma
So how'd she threaten to kill you?
Natasha
And can I join?
Clint
I don't want my kids to have girl problems, guy problems, or any kind of romance problems!
Steve
You want your kids to have problems on picking out who to murder, right?
Clint
Exactly
Emma
EVERYBODY SHUSH
Emma
THIS IS PETER TIME!
Peter
Exactly
Emma
So.....?
Peter
She broke up with me.
Emma
Why?
Peter
Because she remembered, and I quote, "How you thought I was stupid enough to not notice you were Spider-Man."
Emma
Valid.
Peter
I had nothing against her!
Emma
You still treated her like she was stupid
Peter
I wasn't!
Tony
To be fair, he tried to keep it a secret from everyone
Emma
So you treated her like she was average?
Peter
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Texting THE Avengers
FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...