𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁

𝙔/𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙔/𝙣

Timmie: Maybe there's a race for lonely children!

Y/n: It's only children, Timmie.

Y/n: A lonely child is what you're going to be when I sell you!

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Literally any archon other than Zhongli: My nation, my rules

Y/n: My knife, your life

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Bennett: Two friends, sitting in a tree

Y/n: ...

Bennett: They might kiss-

Y/n: No

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Y/n, passing Scaramouche a balloon: I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Scaramouche: I don't have one either.

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Childe: If you wish upon a star~

Y/n, pulling out her axe: Nothing happens

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Y/n: That's why your shoes raggedy

Signora: That's why yo mama dead

Y/n: ...

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Y/n after spotting Zhongli: THERE HE IS! THERE'S MY FAVORITE BOY!

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Aether: What do you have?

Y/n: A knife!

Aether: N O

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Y/n: Out here living my best life

Aether: Childe is drowning-

Y/n: This ain't about him

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Y/n to Signora: Behold the field in which I grow my f**ks.

Y/n: Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

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Literally anyone: LISTEN TO ME! I DON'T LIKE YOU!

Y/n: Do I give a f**k?

Paimon: No, not one

Y/n: How many f**ks do I give?

Paimon: Zero.

Y/n: Exactly. Therefore your comment is-

Both: Irrelevant

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Kaeya: Y/n kicked me in the face!

Crepus: Y/n? Now why would you do that?

Y/n: **tch said what are those

Y/n: So I gave him a closer look

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Y/n: DO YOU SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

Silence

Y/n: The Old man is making lunch today ^^

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Y/n to Osiris: You can't see me-

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Y/n: Pleaseee?

Diluc: No, y/n-

Y/n, turning on the charm: Pretty please~?

Lisa: *proud*

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Kaeya: I hate you so much

Y/n: Yeah? I hate you too, idiot.

Kaeya: Yeah? Well you're adopted.

Y/n, smirking: At least they wanted me.

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Y/n and Diluc to the Fatui: You look so ugly, you really piss me off. You annoy me every time-

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Y/n going demon hunting with Xiao: Hey demons, it's me.

Y/n: Ya Boi

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Y/n: If you came here to kill me, clap your hands!

Silence

Y/n: pussies

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Y/n when she meets the Pyro Archon: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

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Y/n when Aether wants her to forgive Childe: Nahhh! I say let it die!

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Childe: I can't live without you

Y/n: Then perish

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Y/n doing something reckless: I don't want to survive!

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Signora: *threatening y/n*

Y/n: OHHH! I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!

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(It's time. Ask away, dear readers)

(Ask y/n*or anyone else* whatever you want, just keep it family friendly)