𝙌&𝘼: 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙊𝙣𝙚

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Author: Alright y/n

Y/n: ?

Author: *holds up list*

Author: More questions

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"Who do you hate the most and why?"

Y/n: I... don't know anymore

Y/n: I hate... hm

Y/n:...I hate spiders

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"Y/n, what are your thoughts on Kaeya?"

Y/n: Well... in all honesty, I kinda feel bad for him

Y/n: His Dad kinda just left him

Y/n: I don't think anyone likes being alone so Kaeya probably feels sad every day

Y/n: Considering I'm his only friend

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"Childe, how does it feel to get smacked with an axe by y/n?"

Childe: ...like having a lawachurl dropped on you from the top of a mountain.

Y/n: :)

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"Zhongli, would you adopt y/n?"

Zhongli: Well...

Y/n: *in the background using the Exuvia as a trampoline*

Zhongli: Of course I would.

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"Aether, have you ever seen y/n and a bunch of hilichurls dancing together?"

Aether: When have I not see her dancing with a bunch of hilichurls.

Aether: Any time she gets the chance, she'll dance with them.

Aether: I have to admit though, it's kinda funny when she trips over her own feet.

Y/n: Hey!

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"Paimon, how does it feel to be called Emergency Food?"

Paimon:...

Paimon: Y/n

Y/n, picking up her axe: Got it

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"Scaramouche, what would you do if y/n called you box hat man?"

Scaramouche: ...what

Y/n, trying on his hat: Hey! Look at me! I'm the vertically challenged, grumpy, box hat man!

Scaramouche: I'm gonna kill her. That's what I'm gonna do.

Y/n: Bring it on, shortstack!

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"HELLO Y/N MARRY ME PLEASE-"

"Can I have your hand in marriage? That is, only if you don't have someone else in your heart."

"Y/n, please give me your hand in marriage. I will feed you and give you affection, please."

"Queen Y/n, hand in marriage please."

Y/n, looking at all her friends: Hm...

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