What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Shouto: 3 days

Shouto: 3 FUCKING DAYS

Natsuo: What?

Shouto: It's been 3 fucking days since Touya was deleted wtf

Shouto: He hasn't thrown a brick at my window

Shouto: He hasn't talked about watching Frozen with Hawks

Shouto: He hasn't been taunting Izuku and I about fucking

Shouto: He hasn't been making dick jokes

Shouto: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Natsuo: It sounds like someone's got the case of "I miss my older brother, I want him back 🥺"

Shouto: I don't FUCKING MISS TOUYA, HE WAS AN ASS

Izuku: Smh why tf you lying </3

Shouto: I—

Izuku: I saw you moping yesterday because you were bored not being able to yell at him

Shouto: What are you talking about?  That obviously didn't happen

Izuku: Says the one who was laying on my lap yesterday making sad faces the whole time whenever you got a notification that wasn't from him

Shouto: That's not what happened

Shouto: You said you wouldn't give me attention because I forgot to bring you your other shoe earlier, that's why I was frowning

Izuku: And Ashido and Kaminari were texting you and you frowned more when you saw who it was from

Izuku: Because you miss Touya

Shouto: NUH UH

Izuku: YUH HUH

Shouto: Look, I can easily just replace him

Shouto: Watch

Shouto: Natsuo, be Touya for me

Natsuo: AY BET

Natsuo has changed his name to The Cooler Touya.

The Cooler Touya: Dick

Shouto: See, it's like he was never gone

Izuku: uhuh...

Fuyumi: I'm starting to think all of you are stupid

The Cooler Touya: Yeah, you're right

The Cooler Touya: Especially Shouto

Shouto: See, he even does the crappy insults correctly

The Cooler Touya: You're damn right, I'm doing my fucking job correctly

The Cooler Touya: The only thing I won't do is flirt with Hawks, because I ain't trying to mess up Touya's relationship here

Shouto: Get you a brother as awesome as Natsuo

The Cooler Touya: Stfu I'm Touya now 

Shouto: Ah

Shouto: My mistake

Shouto: Touya

Keigo: Yeah this is nice and all, but I just want you guys to know that Touya hasn't shown up in 3 days and I'm worried as fuck ;-;

Izuku: Huh???  Wait wdym?