Shouto: 3 days
Shouto: 3 FUCKING DAYS
Natsuo: What?
Shouto: It's been 3 fucking days since Touya was deleted wtf
Shouto: He hasn't thrown a brick at my window
Shouto: He hasn't talked about watching Frozen with Hawks
Shouto: He hasn't been taunting Izuku and I about fucking
Shouto: He hasn't been making dick jokes
Shouto: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Natsuo: It sounds like someone's got the case of "I miss my older brother, I want him back 🥺"
Shouto: I don't FUCKING MISS TOUYA, HE WAS AN ASS
Izuku: Smh why tf you lying </3
Shouto: I—
Izuku: I saw you moping yesterday because you were bored not being able to yell at him
Shouto: What are you talking about? That obviously didn't happen
Izuku: Says the one who was laying on my lap yesterday making sad faces the whole time whenever you got a notification that wasn't from him
Shouto: That's not what happened
Shouto: You said you wouldn't give me attention because I forgot to bring you your other shoe earlier, that's why I was frowning
Izuku: And Ashido and Kaminari were texting you and you frowned more when you saw who it was from
Izuku: Because you miss Touya
Shouto: NUH UH
Izuku: YUH HUH
Shouto: Look, I can easily just replace him
Shouto: Watch
Shouto: Natsuo, be Touya for me
Natsuo: AY BET
Natsuo has changed his name to The Cooler Touya.
The Cooler Touya: Dick
Shouto: See, it's like he was never gone
Izuku: uhuh...
Fuyumi: I'm starting to think all of you are stupid
The Cooler Touya: Yeah, you're right
The Cooler Touya: Especially Shouto
Shouto: See, he even does the crappy insults correctly
The Cooler Touya: You're damn right, I'm doing my fucking job correctly
The Cooler Touya: The only thing I won't do is flirt with Hawks, because I ain't trying to mess up Touya's relationship here
Shouto: Get you a brother as awesome as Natsuo
The Cooler Touya: Stfu I'm Touya now
Shouto: Ah
Shouto: My mistake
Shouto: Touya
Keigo: Yeah this is nice and all, but I just want you guys to know that Touya hasn't shown up in 3 days and I'm worried as fuck ;-;
Izuku: Huh??? Wait wdym?
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy