The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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my moony🌙❤️

VIXEN
I NEED YOU

ummm
it's self care night
and i'm not walking to the lion's den with a face mask
what did you idiots do now?

self care?
can't relate
but wait
i want a face mask too

next week i'll give you one
i promise
your skin needs it
you need a hydrating one
and a peel
✨blackheads✨
are you even washing your face with the shit i gave you?

i take it back
you are not touching my face again

too late
i already have a mask with your name on it
it smells like coconut so you're good

ughh fine
BUT IM LOSING MY SHIT HERE!

what did you do now, remus?
istg
i can't have one day of peace around here
no wonder i'm getting acne again
you people stress me out

sent a photo!

okay great
now ask her out

that simple huh?🤡

it really is tho

says the girl that's dating sirius black

baby
look
you two piss me off honestly
you want to tap that ass
sunny wants to tap your ass
everyone in fucking hogwarts knows this
hell
peeves asked the other day about why there was so much sexual tension between the two of you🤡
and for peeves to notice things is a lot

baby?

you have got to be kidding me
tell me you're just fucking with me
all that
and all that entered your brain was baby?
see?
this is why you're still single

jade pls
i'm kinda freaking out

the moon's in two nights
you're senses are in its peak
same with sunny's
you're making this way bigger than it has to be
and have you seen the time?
WHY ARENT YOU SLEEPING

MAMMA VIXEN THIS IS NOT THE TIME
ITS HOWLING HOURS
IM FREAKING OUT

dumbass
just tell her how you truly feel
it's not that hard

vixen-
marlene locked you in a broom closet so that you can be alone with your feelings
YOU BLEW IT UP TEN MINUTES INSIDE OF IT
HOGWARTS HASNT RECOVERED
PEEVES WAS TERRIFIED FOR THE FIRST TIME

you're not me, moony
you actually talk about feelings
or else i wouldn't be calling this the howling hours
look
if you don't wanna tell her yet, it's fine by me
i mean look at who you're talking to
i hid my feelings for sirius since third year
admitted to the queens in fourth
and we started dating before owls 🤡

that's the thing vix
i haven't told anyone

okay then
you wanna tell me?

yes?
no?
idk!

make up your damn mind, remus john lupin
look
you're my mistress and i love you to death
but if you don't get your act together
someone else will
solis can only wait for so long
i tried to talk her into asking you out
but she's terrified
there's a lot of things that you don't know...